#OverheardMyPetSay

#OverheardMyPetSay hey I’m technically a senior cat, so if I yell at you to wake up at 4am for a snack, I get a pass!

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Who's the bitch now?

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Is it okay if I fertilize your grandparents' grave?

Too late.

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Want me to show you more than I showed in my Penthouse pictorial?

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I got you. I'll be here watching over you all night.

I know you been petting other cats behind my back ❤️ #OverheardMyPetSay

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I thought you couldn't find your shoes? Now can we go to the dog park? 🤨

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That's how many glasses of wine? 😆😜

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I hate this outfit!

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Nothing. She’s ignoring me. 🙄