GOT GOAATTTTTTTT #MONKEYBUSINESS #PBLADE
smt 3 dark areas gay asl we get it bro your main character has glow in the dark vlone tats #letitgo #literalvlonedemons #pblade
fuck these bitch ass smt demons i be paypigging them bitches n everything but they hate me and don’t wanna join my party…. assholes…. this game is turning me into an incel
#pblade
nvm i'm so nice #carried #imniceatcharacterselect #hitconfirmsareforthosewhodontgap #chunleemur #chudli #pblade
fuck my chud life bro i hate this game kill all divekicks also makoto
#pblade
got my gay card revoked today in vc i can now only say the last 3 letters of the f slur
#pblade
i’m so nice at character select
#pblade
people forget the whole world is my buffet i swear everyone hits me with the micro aggression of instantly assuming i’ve been with a guy when i say i went on a date
kinda funny tho
#pblade
bitch ass dutch weather be raining every time i wanna do something holy fuckkkk i hate rain nobody does if you think you do you don’t fuck you gay ass
#pblade
i pride myself on my brain that cannot react to 25 frame overheads
#pblade
hate when people ask stupid questions
“why are you reading the bible?”
bitch i wanna wear chrome hearts 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#pblade
can’t think of anyone realer than bubble monkey, give him gum, he has your back, helps you on your adventure, rides the loch ness monster with you and dips cus he’s in monkey love with the girl monkey
don’t get realer than that
#pblade
one of the most fun things you can do as a gay person is be drunk and overshare your sexlife to a group of straight men and hear their disgust while you cackle like a madman #pblade
bought a reusable vape with tabacco flavors to try and see if it would help me quit smoking or be atleast a cheaper alternative and i can’t help but feel like this image every time i take a hit #pblade
explaining civilians to a dutch person:
so imagine a burger #pblade
de bankzitters are like crack for white dutch people #pblade
fighting game player who greets people by saying sajam aleikum #pblade
watching stranger things is like mcdonald’s for your mind #pblade
my gaydar come with 5g, bluetooth speakers and a calling function #pblade
booted up my first fighting game ever why is the dude from street fighter elevator prank in my game #pblade
everytime i open this app i wonder what people do on here #pblade
WE ARE P BLADEEEEEEE 🅿️🔪
WE'LL CARRY THE GAME 🎮👾
WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE UNBLOCKABLE 🛐👼
WE'LL SHARE HIS NAME ❤️💞
#pblade
woke up feeling maternal #pblade
we should ban @takutmi.bsky.social from the platform #pblade
bang shishigami is the potemkin of ninja characters #pblade
Reza was right…. fighting game players CAN have rizz…. #pblade
guilty gear games would be good if there was a tiny grindr app in the corner of your screen like the phone from GTA 5 #pblade