Thankfully no one can be summoned by name alone. Daumantas is the performing arts guy, he'd be the most likely to invent a dance move. I think it would be called the ogre shuffle. #ParodyBookChat

Laurentius the Mad Sorcerer King tried once, and he'd like to give it another go if my other characters would kindly step out of the way #ParodyBookChat

I have to admit that I am partial to a good ellipses. Always satisfying to use correctly #ParodyBookChat

Yknow who has something neat coming out this year? @bmwillows.bsky.social who is very cool and nice. The Howling Dark is coming out later this year and, if it’s anything like Bloody Spade, it’s gonna be a banger!

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Benji feels like a “speak of the devil” type. For soup uhhhhhhhh maybe zuppa toscana but a GOOD one (I’ve been burned before 😔 )

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I don’t think any of my characters would TRY to conquer a planet, but Jayme would absolutely pull a Space Age Bachelor Man by accident (ride the cyclone ref)

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(If you saw me post it the first time forgetting the tag, no you didn’t)

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Read Selene Heidlman! Owl mom is cool!
reamstories.com/selene_heidlman/public

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Read Trash Bucket! It's free!
www.scribblehub.com/profile/183133/trashxbucket/

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Buy Morgan's Books. They organized this thing.

anotherindiewriter.com

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Go read @benjanun.bsky.social stuff. Winterglass is great. But read something.

I admit, I'm addicted to punctuation.

I started with the usual gateway ones, but then I got into harder stuff!! How could I stop? How!?

Now—and this shows the true depths of my depravity—I just stick it wherever I want; I have to be free!

You'll never stop me…

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We're going to go straight back to the Intro and for sure it is Morana. She has the necessary cutthroat attitude and arrogance that such an endeavor would require. Eternal life eventually leads to eternal boredom, unless you get creative.
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I love punctuation! I'm one of those people who uses punctuation all the time in texts and folks think I'm angry or something but I'm just like, "this is the way I type?"

Also, I especially love the semi-colon; does that count?

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Have you heard of our gracious host Morgan and their latest works?

Go check this out!
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Alvec can absolutely be summoned by saying his name under a blood moon, or whispering it into a seashell or perhaps, just by tinging the words with magic. Favorite soup. Pumpkin.

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You know who I want to promote today? Go read @poppyalexanders.bsky.social’s books. They’re a lovely person and a terrific writer. Their work deserves more attention

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Go buy Morgan's books

Otherwise I really dig Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn

I'd like to promote the Pathfinder First Edition Core Rulebook. I need more people to get into Pathfinder 1E so that they play Pathfinder 1E with me because I don't like Pathfinder 2E or D&D 5th Edition. :(

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(this was fun and very silly)

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Thank you all for coming! I'd like to take a nap now, please. So. Go promo things. BUT NOT YOURS. Promo someone else's book(s). It's my chat and while I do not make the rules, I do think them up and write them down.

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While none of my characters can be summoned by name, one of my shelved game characters, Rina, was damn close. Girl defied the laws of logic and physics on a regular basis. She loves black bean soup.

Definitely Cynthia in #Heliruna. Who can't dance because she's dead. And her favorite soup is being dead.

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Bait bring cheese! Bait make them learn cheese making. Or else. Bait have gun. Accept cheese!

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Garrot, probably
His favourite soup? Tea
His dance move? The Shredder. Because he accidentally rips his jeans while showing it off.

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Unlike most chats where they ask one question at a time, I'm asking three. Why?

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Starts playing the song Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend. “Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?” Me. It’s absolutely me.

Hey, I’m Bailey, and if I had any less social anxiety I would tear into Alek for all of the crap he puts me through. Yes, fine, he gave me good friends, but that doesn’t let him off the hook for those near death experiences. Plural. Or the traumas. Also plural.

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I'm answering this one seriously again, but the villain for Blood Reich, which I have not talked about yet a ton because I'm still in the very early phases, wants to become a vampire, kill Adolf Hitler, install himself as Emperor of Germany, and start a literal thousand year Reich. #ParodyBookChat

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Putting aside the actual people like Janus who would try it, I'd like to think Brielle is crazy enough to try it. Or maybe that's just the world domination/you are my world joke that she'd make talking.

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one of the characters is a spoiler

the other is Garrot.

he would conquer it and make tea a basic human right

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Now that we've talked about colons, it's time to visit Uranus. Who amongst your characters possesses the rage, ambition, and stupidity to try to conquer a planet.