Thanks @scottmcoley.bsky.social for this fantastic book. Sorry I got it from the library instead of buying it. #pastorproblems www.eerdmans.com/978146746600...
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Most probably stop contemplating Zaccaeus past "Hey, I bet Peter Dinklage would be really good in this role if they made it into a movie."
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(On sa completely unrelated note, sorry about The Bills loss. I was secretly hoping for a Bills/Seahawks Super Bowl.)
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Question: "Are you a real pastor?"
Answer: "No. I just dress like this to pick up women at the bar."
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Jesus: "Turn the other cheek."
Me: "Bro, how many cheeks do you think I have?"
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God?
I know were supposed to pray for our enemies and bless those who oppress us but considering how much he cheats at golf, can I take a mulligan?
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Photo of Android auto screen, showing the current song playing: " Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta" by the Geto Boys
A church member was talking to me in the parking lot after a meeting. I turned on the car and my stereo was turned up and ready to go...
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ME- "And he took the bread and broke it saying 'take, eat. This is my body which is broken for you."
My Buddy- "Dude, this is Olive Garden."
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Just got back from the accountant. We owe a lot on our taxes. I knew we'd have to write a check, but this was 2k more than I thought. 😭
Self-employment tax is a real pain, folks. #pastorproblems
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Really enjoying the new hospital show “The Pitt,” even if it’s giving me more reasons to yell “Where’s the chaplain?!” #pastorproblems #callthechaplain #spiritualcaredepartment #comeonhospitalshows
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I will have my weekly micro-sermon™ up soon. I just have to edit all of the 4-letter words out of it first...
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I *REALLY* expected the Antichrist to at least have suits that don't fit like a Hefty bag...
Such a let-down.
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It’s an #Eagles game day. Go Birds!!! It’s also the first Sunday of Advent and I’m not asleep…… #pastorproblems
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Please don't let the collar throw you off.
I'm not Catholic, I just can't tie a necktie to save my life.
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