Stitch card

Wreck-It Ralph card

Booklet and Rapunzel actual card in front of a Figment decoration for the festival

Close up of the special Rapunzel card. I have no idea what any of this means or if it’s any good. LOL

EVEN MOAR CARDS!!

Completed the booklet with the stamps in place and received a special card. Can get it either in the former Odyssey Restaurant OR back in Morocco

#Lorcana

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Tinker Bell card

Gramma Tala card

Ariel card

Mickey Mouse card

MOAR CARDS

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Mulan card

Rapunzel card

Baymax card

Belle card

Throughout the park there are giant #Lorcana cards; where they are in the park indicates where to place the sticker.

I won’t spoil the locations…but I will share the pictures! (It’s not that hard to find them LOL)

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Lorcana booklet and the Festival signage

Pack of Lorcana cards

Sheet of stickers

#PaulieEpcotFARTS addendum

On behalf of @disneydean.bsky.social’s kid, I took part in the #Lorcana scavenger hunt.

Step Count Today 21,270 Step Distance Today 9.89Ml

If you were curious on steps and distance today

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CommuniCORE HALL WELCOME TO ONCE UPON A STAGE CELEBRATING THE MAGIC DISNEY ON BROADWAY

Broadway costumes

Lion king costumes

Lion king masks

WAIT. BONUS WALKTHROUGH!

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Sign for the attraction

Screen showing a house in a mountainous field

Screen showing a hurricane hitting a coastal sailboat

Screen showing a California mountainside engulfed in wildfire

This concludes our broadcast day. One last attraction with “Awesome Planet”, which is a criminally underrated and forgotten Epcot film in The Land.

Thank you for joining me for #PaulieEpcotFARTS

Gourmet Landscapes sign in script font

My drink in a square plastic glass and a painting palette decoration on the wall behind. Details in next picture.

Frozen Scotch Cocktail Scotch and Twinings® Chai Tea garnished with a Chocolate Nail $15.50 NOTE: NOT FROZEN It’s ok, it was cold LOL And delicious

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Tennessee Lemonade Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey with Minute Maid® Premium Lemonade and Peach $17.50

My lower legs…are killin’ me
(And I)
I must confess, I feel my knees
(Feel my knees)
If I don’t sit down I’ll lose my thighs
GIVE ME A SIGNNNNN

OR GIVE ME WHISKEY ONE MORE TIME

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The finished Girl with the Pearl Earring

UPDATE

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Tony Baxter and me!

#PaulieEpcotFARTS BRUH TONY BAXTER

There’s a crowd in the United Kingdom pavilion. Lots of people. First weekend of the festival.

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Fictional Victuals sign

Food and drink on trash can with Italy and The American Adventure in the background

Chapter 1: Beach Oysters Grilled Oysters, Mustard Seed-Peppercorn Sabayon, and Creamed Spinach $7.99

Upside Down Shake Yellow Cake Soft-serve with Twinings® English Breakfast Tea and Whipped Cream Vodka $12.50

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Craftsman Courtyard sign

Food and drink. Details next two images

Beef Wellington-inspired Croissant Supreme* with Creamed Spinach Croissant Pinwheel, Mushroom-Gorgonzola Ragoût, Mustard-grilled Flank Steak, Red Wine Sauce, and Pickled Mustard Seeds $8.49

Coffee Old Fashioned Cocktail Joffrey's™ Cold Brew Coffee, Simple Syrup, Orange Bitters, and Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey $11.75

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Chalk artist working on a rendition of Girl with a Pearl Earring (Dutch: Meisje met de parel)[1][2] is an oil painting by Dutch Golden Age painter Johannes Vermeer, dated c. 1665. Going by various names over the centuries, it acquired its present title towards the end of the 20th century.[3] The work has been in the collection of the Mauritshuis in The Hague since 1902 and has been the subject of various literary and cinematic treatments.

UPDATE

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La Cava del Tequilasign in a blue oval on an arced wrought iron design

Menu and drink

Selfie of me, middle aged nobody sipping my drink with the Mexico pavilion pyramid in the background and the line for the Margarita stand on the left

Top shelf margarita was delicious.

And to go

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Screenshot of text messages, group chat with my parents and my sister Picture of the Aztec pyramid on the Gran Fiesta Tour, then Dad texts “Nice pic!!” Then I text “Rope dropping La Cava del Tequila Never been here before” and send a pic of the line, then Mom texts “Ooh! A new experience”

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SEEE?!?!

#PaulieEpcotFARTS yes I rope drop bars

No I don’t have a problem with it

Neither should you you’re not my mom

(She doesn’t have a problem with it either)

The queue for the virtual queue. With Lou!

Got in line, getting a virtual queue spot to meet Tony Baxter! Lou Mongello is here LOL we met at Mousefest.

The last one. Old #DisTwitter KNOWS.

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Chalk artist continuing her creation

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The Epcot 2026 Festival of the Arts sign with rainbows, paint tubes, and purple and gold flowers

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A chalk artist begins her task of creating chalk art on the sidewalk

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Spaceship Earth, a 180’ tall geodesic sphere with triangle buckminster fuller style triangle panels at Epcot

LETS GOOOOO #PaulieEpcotFARTS

The Tribe Has Spoken

I’ll try and remember to keep them all in a reply thread with a #PaulieEpcotFARTS mutable hashtag.

LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO

Threat and a warning all in one