Work is slow today
#ocart #pearlygates
An ICE agent shows up at the Pearly Gates without any documentation... came across the River Jordan on his own...
Oh, the irony!
#ICE #pearlygates #undocumentedICEagent
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#SunoAI #AIMusic #Trump #SevenDeadlySins #PoliticalSatire #CabaretSong #DarkHumorMusic #SaintPeter #PearlyGates #SatiricalSong
Seven Knocks on the Pearly Gates
Donald Trump stands before Saint Peter in a dream and is confronted with the Seven Deadly Sins, one by one.
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@vigdisol #pearlygates
First read of 2026. The Midnight Croissant by @bsolomonauthor.bsky.social.
This book continues the Pearly Gates series, but can also be read as a standalone. Thank you so much Bonnie for allowing me to read this early arc. I’m loving it as much as I knew I would.🩷 #booksky #cozyfantasy #pearlygates
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#TwoBallsTuesday #tbtu #TesticleTuesday
#gaysex #hotgaysex #gayanal #analsex #gayfuck #gayfucking #cockriding #lapdance #lapdanceposition #pearlygates #pearlygatesposition
#htgs2511 #htgstue
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#TwoBallsTuesday #tbtu #TesticleTuesday
#gaysex #hotgaysex #gayanal #analsex #gayfuck #gayfucking #cockriding #lapdance #lapdanceposition #pearlygates #pearlygatesposition
#htgs2511 #htgstue
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#TwoBallsTuesday #tbtu #TesticleTuesday
#gaysex #hotgaysex #gayanal #analsex #gayfuck #gayfucking #cockriding #lapdance #lapdanceposition #pearlygates #pearlygatesposition #wank #handjob #masturbation
#htgs2511 #htgstue
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#TwoBallsTuesday #tbtu #TesticleTuesday
#gaysex #hotgaysex #gayanal #analsex #gayfuck #gayfucking #cockriding #lapdance #lapdanceposition #pearlygates #pearlygatesposition
#htgs2511 #htgstue
#Trump #MAGALies #Greed #Corruption #Hypocrisy #StPeter #Heaven #PearlyGates
#Politics #Cartoons #WillSantino
It’s gonna be rough in the after life for some folks!!
#heaven
#pearlygates
Ipomoea Tricolors Triumphant on The Terrace
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#Photography
#BloomScrolling
#SkyGarden
#Flowers
#FlowerChallenge
#PlantChallenge
#Gardening
#UrbanGardener
#MorningGlory
#HeavenlyBlue
#PearlyGates
#FlyingSaucers
I know for a fact why the escalator at the United Nations stopped. Saint Peter freezed it!
#saintpeter #pearlygates #heaven #donaldjtrump #donaldtrump #donald #trump #melaniatrump #melania #UnitedNations #escalator #escalatorfailure
Still here. What time does The Rapture start?
Lock and load, people. The undeserving will be wandering around confused, waving flags and blaming foreigners for their being left behind.
And remember, it's for the Baby Jesus!
#godswork
#smitetheundeserving
#pearlygates
#pearlynecklaces
an angel appears before you, showing you her pearly gates, which are opening and welcoming you to explore her divine nature just don't poke the clits
an angel sadsturbating at the grave of his lover
Eyyyyy time for best artshare, so happy to show y'all my newest! It's Biblically Accurate week.
#nsfw #angel #pearlygates #biblicallyaccurate
Instead of #PearlyGates I kinda just want to hear a #GAMEOVER message and hope I can put in #AnotherQuarter:
Continue….
#Respawn? #Exit? #LoadFromSave? #Random? :)
That’ll do it. #PearlyGates www.instagram.com/reel/DOHQx46...
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🍿🤭Part 12 | A little crash course on the Pearly Gates #pearlygates #heaven #satire
#afterlife
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#heaven #jesus #stpeter #saintpeter #pearlygates #afterlife #trump #trumpisdead #christianity #bible
Pain Chart Comics No. 616 #heaven #heavenly #saint #peter #saintpeter #stpeter #pearl #pearls #pearly #pearlygates #gate #gates #wait #waiting #waitingforyou #paddleball #painchart #comics #humor #cartoon #onepanelcomic #haha #aiartwork
to be able to lie to #StPeter at the #PearlyGates! #MAGA can't possibly really believe in #God or they wouldn't be worshipping #Trump! They completely ignore the #Bible & EVERYTHING #JesusChrist preached! Look at how #Trump worships money & #gold! He has made OUR #WhiteHouse into something that...
I went for another walk and did a parable about St. Peter's essay test. For the TikTok enabled.
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#pearlygates
#DOJ > 3.5 years until #Trump is out of the #OvalOffice > 2 years until the Midterms #GOP #Traitors _ #Lies + #Hate - see you #Slobs at the #PearlyGates
Hey #MoralMajority #MAGA #RightToLife #Christians
Where are your tears? Is your heart breaking? Where is the food aid? Are you numb? Don’t turn away, #God is watching you. You will be banished to #Hell by #StPeter at the #PearlyGates and spend eternity burning in hell. Or is your #faith #fake?
A cartoon illustration of Kermit standing at the pearly gates of heaven and saying "It wasn't easy being green."
The truth. #grickledoodle #kermit #muppets #heaven #pearlygates #cartoon #drawing #funny #art
#happybirthday #scottgrimes #actor #eric #startrek #thenextgeneration #evolution #theorville #ted #critters #mysteryalaska #robinhood #ER #PartyofFive #AmericanDad #bandofbrothers #Justified #lawandordersvu #FamilyGuy #TheLostTree #ncisla #Oppenheimer #PearlyGates
"after all this time, some 57 years later, since acquiring #PearlyGates, just like the rest of us, #BillyGibbons is still chasing that tone in his head."
Character.
#ZZTop
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Omg I just finished reading #pearlygates by Bonnie Solomon and IT WAS SO GOOD. High key recommend and gonna write a proper review once I wake up.
#booksky
He did bounce. This time forever. #popefrancis #opusdei #heaven #pearlygates #saintpeter #bouncer #nightclub #vaticancity #thevatican #conclave #afterlife #Rome #italy #pittsburgh