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Pet diary 18th Feb.
Pussy has been making some extra money putting together flat pack furniture. It turns out that few can match her ability to fit knobs into holes....
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #isihac #carryon
Pet diary 13 Feb. Beaver has been naughty. She was teasing those energetic boys taking part in the local fair games. She jumped out in the middle of the race and distracted them by ticking the sacks until those spunky lads spilled out.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky #carryon #isihac
Pet Diary 12 Feb:
Pussy has been learning tennis with a gentleman friend. He praised her ability to serve and was particularly impressed with her ability to receive his balls!
#isihac #Innuendo #humour #petdiary #pussy #britishhumour
Pet diary 11th Feb.
Went for a walk with Donkey and we made the mistake of strolling past a farmers field as he equipment failed. He sprayed his seed all over my poor ass.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #isihac #carryon
Pet Diary 10th Feb:
A local musician employed Kitty to help clean his pipes today. He used my pussy to polish his organ.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky #carryon #isihac
AI generated sketch of a donkey holding a probe
#petdiary 9th Feb.
Donkey is quite the alien enthusiast. Today, he has been playing dress up with his friends. Apparently they spent all afternoon probing my ass.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky #carryon #isihac
Pet diary 8th Feb.
They all went out fencing today but the teacher could only take two in his class. Sadly beaver was left to play with herself whilst the teacher stabbed pussy and ass with his weapon.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky #carryon #isihac
#petdiary 6th Feb:
Heard grunts of excitement from kitties room. When I poked my head round the door she was engrossed in a VR game with Donkey. My #pussy and #ass were having a whale of a time being plugged (in)!
#isihac #Innuendo #humour
#petdiary February 5th.
First of the month. Beaver has been going to clown school. Today her and a friend skived off. They #fooled around behind the bike sheds and he squeezed my Beaver's red button till she honked!
#smutsky #Innuendo #humour #isihac
Pet diary 30th Jan:
Went to the physio today for each animals annual tune up. A full day of getting my ass probed, my pussy stretched, and my beaver manipulated.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #isihac
Pet diary 21st Jan:
Donkey had a bout of extreme flatulence during some particulary strenuous activity today. This ass #Trumped so fouly and loudly that reverberations must have been felt the world round!
#petdiary #humour #Trump
Pet diary 28th Jan:
Beaver and her gentleman friend were looking for a new rug. They met up in town this afternoon and went for a shag! 😉🤭
#petdiary #humour #Innuendo #literotica
Pet diary 24th Jan:
We've had a builder round today. By mid-afternoon he had encountered a problem, his tool became stuck mid drill. Practical and also ready to help, pussy lubed her hand with WD40 and enthusiastically helped him loosen his mechanism.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky
Pet diary 27 Jan:
Kitty has been making friends with a local circus troupe. She's noticed a particular affinity towards snake charming and has a special friendship with the charmer. Yesterday my pussy spent all afternoon soothing and stroking the mans python!
#smutsky #Innuendo #humour #petdiary
Pet diary 22nd Jan
Beaver has been cultivating part of the back, specially as a place for her female friends to relax. One shrub was a bit dry so......
She's been tending to her lady garden and keeping her bush nice and wet....🤭😜
#humour #carryon #isihac #literotica #petdiary
Pet diary 20 Jan:
In a flash of arrogance, Donkey has commissioned a huge statue of himself. Lots of timber needs carrying to the top. Pussy is out of action through overwork, so I've decided to take it up the ass instead.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky
Pet diary 17th Jan:
Beaver just got back from a yoga class followed by a massage. Apparently the trainer said how much they enjoyed stretching and stroking my sweaty Beaver!
#isihac #Innuendo #beaver #humour #petdiary
January's #petdiary:
Gathering all the things my #pussy, #ass and #beaver have been up to in the month of January!
#smutsky #innuendo #in-your-endo #isihac #humour
Pet diary 30th Jan:
Went to the physio today for each animals annual tune up. A full day of getting my ass probed, my pussy stretched, and my beaver manipulated.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #isihac
Pet diary 28th Jan:
Beaver and her gentleman friend were looking for a new rug. They met up in town this afternoon and went for a shag! 😉🤭
#petdiary #humour #Innuendo #literotica
Pet diary 27 Jan:
Kitty has been making friends with a local circus troupe. She's noticed a particular affinity towards snake charming and has a special friendship with the charmer. Yesterday my pussy spent all afternoon soothing and stroking the mans python!
#smutsky #Innuendo #humour #petdiary
Pet diary 24th Jan:
We've had a builder round today. By mid-afternoon he had encountered a problem, his tool became stuck mid drill. Practical and also ready to help, pussy lubed her hand with WD40 and enthusiastically helped him loosen his mechanism.
#Innuendo #humour #petdiary #smutsky
Pet diary 22nd
Beaver has been cultivating part of the back, specially as a place for her female friends to relax. One shrub was a bit dry so......
She's been tending to her lady garden and keeping her bush nice and wet....🤭😜
#humour #carryon #isihac #literotica #petdiary
AI generated sketch of a donkey with an orange mane and a green cloud of flatulence
Pet diary 21st Jan:
Donkey had a bout of extreme flatulence during some particulary strenuous activity today. This ass #Trumped so fouly and loudly that reverberations must have been felt the world round!
#petdiary #humour #Trump
