I bet I could remove my own brain if I really wanted to. #aspire #PeterPanLive

Lost Boys? Wha? RT @brokenhalo: So, wait, when do the Frog brothers show up? #PeterPanLive

Did you miss #PeterPanLive last nite? You can watch it online!

I once played Bill Jukes, a pirate Peter murders when he raids the ship. Did that stay in #PeterPanLive? I couldn’t watch. I have PeterSD.

Despite my jokes, #PeterPanLive avoided a lot of the pitfalls that struck The Sound of Music. To the surprise of many, it was a good show.

So overall about #PeterPanLive? Not nearly as bad as Sound of Music, last year, I think, surprisingly. But pretty boring.

My TL overnight: #PeterPanLive & complaints about BC taking Dr Strange role. Former hilarious, latter expected but annoying #notyourcareer

Next year @nbc should do RENT staring Matt Lauer's kids #PeterPanLive

Behind the scenes credit sequence 100% more interesting than the whole telecast. #PeterPanLive

Mr. & Mrs. Darling: 12 preteen boys living with my prepubescent daughter? I can't ever foresee this becoming a problem." #PeterPanLive

NBC exec 1: "People will definitely want lots of new songs from Mrs. Darling."
NBC exec 2: "Totally!" (High five)(Chest bump) #PeterPanLive

You'd think Melissa Joan Hart could afford to buy each of her kids a bed instead of forcing them all to sleep in one. #PeterPanLive

Peter Pan: (completely joyless) "I am joy" #PeterPanLive

Walken fist-bumping w/ his hook for the absolute WIN, guys. #PeterPanLive

Walken's never been so convincing. #PeterPanLive

Out of focus shot!! *drinks* #PeterPanLive

I'm glad they added all the padding. I'd hate for the musical's most iconic and famous scene to take up more than 20 seconds. #PeterPanLive

I clapped but @Anne_Hogan gave me a weird look so if Tink dies it's her fault. #PeterPanLive

😴😴😴 #PeterPanLive

I will not be clapping. #sorrytink #PeterPanLive

NBC exec 1: "This musical is so slow."
NBC exec 2: "I know! Let's add a bunch of really slow songs and new meandering plots!" #PeterPanLive

Said Wendy to Peter: "Peter, do you ever get that... not-so-fresh feeling?" #PeterPanLive

When #PeterPanLive started to get boring I decided to watch Teddy lick my hand for a while.

NBC exec 1: "Will it be weird to have nearly naked men dancing with boys?"
NBC exec 2: (long pause) "Naaaaah" #PeterPanLive

"Just fucking stab him already!!" Every kid in America. #PeterPanLive

Double visible wires!! *drink* *drink* #PeterPanLive

I think Christopher Walken should consider greeting everyone from now on with "Yo ho!" #PeterPanLive

?!? Is this some new song NBC added for an Original Song awards? Is that even an Emmy category? #PeterPanLive

Little known fact: Tiger Lily borrows her head piece from @ladygaga. #PeterPanLive

Tiger Lily's costume = #PeterPanLive