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Episode 037 – Demanding Answers - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube There's another voicemail from the Boss, and this one is even more upsetting. Things are getting weird in the world, but they resolve to go ahead and ...

Things are getting weird both in the lab and in the world. Not much time to post this. #PetriPeople forever!

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Episode 036 – The Weirdest Battle I’ve Been In - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern has a system for not being so sleepy, but someone keeps making noises at night waking him up. We learn more about Tanam's relationship with...

It seems like Tanam might be close to wrapping things up? So many clues! For the characters it has only been a few days, but for the players it's been... a bit longer. Tanam should not be surprised that they don't remember anything. #PetriPeople www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/04/05/e...

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Episode 035 – Not Technically a Trap - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube A very tired Intern is still sleeping on the floor. The crew is more determined than ever. Vafrus has Calumn try something that he's never done.

Still. On. Lab. Floor. So tired. Episode, though! #PetriPeople www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/03/22/e...

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Episode 034 – Double Breakfast and Other Things in Our Way - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern is still on the floor. Vafrus tells us some Calumn lore. Double breakfast looms, but it is only the first of many challenges.

Posting this from the lab floor. Yup. Still here. The crew is making some progress, though! Will they be able to resist the siren song call of Double Breakfast?! www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/03/08/e... #PetriPeople

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Episode 033 – Nope Seems like the Way to Nope - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - The Boss calls with some worrisome news. The crew works together to cushion the sudden arrival of Tagak and Teep.

So, posting this from where I'm at feels weird. But on with the show, right! I say more in the intro. Don't worry, I'm okay. The world is okay, too. The crew, especially Ruffort and Georg, are being idiots, though. But that's also okay. #PetriPeople www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/02/22/e...

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Episode 032 – Take That, Thistleroot! - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern complains about how long it takes the crew to do anything at all. The crew demonstrates this, by taking forever to do a thing, but it's abo...

I swear to me. They really do take *forever* to do *anything*. If I could talk to Tanam, this is probably the first thing that I'd say. But, honestly, every RPG I've ever played goes the same way, sooooooo..... #PetriPeople

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Episode 031 – Ill Gotten Gongs - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Boss doesn't think that Ikky's should be talked about any longer. The crew visits one of Urekas's cult hideouts.

My boss is right. We should probably start talking about Ikky's. So, no more discussion of it. Mostly. We do get to see Urekas's cult, though, which is fine because *that's* fiction. #PetriPeople
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Episode 030 – They Don’t Teach Klaoil History in Jersioil - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern wants to travel by catapult. Don accidentally reveals some things about himself. Urekas leads the party through Klaoil.

So mad that Hannah / Olhana had to go incarnate and be creepy now means that I can't travel by catapult. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to, because I won't believe you. The crew is in Klaoil, after getting there by catapult and I'm jealous. www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/01/11/e... #PetriPeople

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Episode 029 – I Want My Bell Back - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Has Rosie finally decided to leave the world alone? Hopefully! In the game, the crew gets a vision from the ritual they did and they are... a little displeased.

It seems like Rosie might have given up on destroying the world! In the game, they've finished the ritual and now they get to see the results! Why are they so mad at Tanam? #PetriPeople

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Episode 028 – Chanting Changed My Life - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube In the lab, the Intern has noticed that... nothing has changed? The crew is hanging out in the hotel after finding out all of the Second’s secrets, ge...

Uh... Nothing has changed? Weird, huh? But Calumn is gonna have some growth! And we finally get Georg's ritual! #PetriPeople

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Episode 027 – Dropped Beans and Mind Control Truthers - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern maybe broke something. Rozafeen has a lemon drop. In the game, it's time to spy on Beeb.

Did I screw up massively or did I simply do what I was supposed to do? Also mind control? #PetriPeople

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Episode 026 – Of Mirrors and Cuddle Brigades - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern thinks that whoever designed the chronoscope is probably kinda like Don. In the game, we switch over to Hellena and Georg's investigation i...

what is in that cellar that Hellena tripped over? way back in like episode... 5? I'm not actually in direct communication with Tanam, so I've been dying to know, too! Also, I think whoever designed the chronoscope was a lot like Don? Maybe? www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/11/16/e... #PetriPeople

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Episode 025 – A Handful of Chocolate - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern's Boss tells us about the crimes of Hannah Smith-Jones-Miller. Don is sick, but still here. Urekas is going on a date with the Mindlord and...

this place is *so* weird. I mean the lab. In the game, things are mostly hilarious. #PetriPeople

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Episode 024 – Finally Something Useful - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern has learned that some previous scientist incarnated a bunch to rate various coffees in the world. Urekas hits the Second with her headboard...

Apparently some scientist who used to work here incarnated into the world to rate coffees? Like, a tier list? Anyway, Urekas has run into the actual Second, after Ruffort has been pretending to be the Second. #PetriPeople www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/10/19/e...

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Episode 023 – Sus and Bothered - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern reasonably thinks that the Second is sus. Rozafeen is sick with Olhana's Touch, but hopefully learning what Hellena found with her very goo...

I've been reflecting on how sus the Second is. Like, he's pretty sus, right? IDK what do you all think?

#PetriPeople

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Episode 022 – Breaking and Eventually Entering - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern is rushed but helpfully lets us know that Vafrus's “imaginary” girlfriend isn't. The crew decides what to do with the time before Urekas's ...

No time today! It's fine. Everything's fine. Just short on time!

But! Episode 22!
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Episode 020 – Helping - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube No news is certainly good news when it comes to Rosie from accounting. Georg and Ruffort head over to help Beeb and Urekas and Hellena head over to he...

OMself I never posted about Ep20! We haven't heard anything from Rosie recently, and I'm considering that a good thing. #PetriPeople

In the episode, Georg and Ruffort are heading to help out Beeb. This is FINE.
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Episode 021 – With Birds As My Witness - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern has learned about Intern-focused cults, but it couldn't have been him who inspired them. In the game, Hellena and Urekas are helping Tagak ...

Y'all. There's an Intern-worshiping cult and you won't believe how it started! In less clickbaity news, Tagak and Teep need to get the heck outta town before the Sorceress shows up. #PetriPeople

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Episode 019 – Something Something Coming Home to Roost - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern is back on his chronoscope grind. The crew is still trying to figure out what they're going to do about the knock on the door.

I'm back on my chronoscope grind and I don't know why I keep saying that. And typing it. Anyway... EPISODE!

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Episode 018 – Surprises - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube Harmony has a surprise for everyone that the Intern is excited about, and then Urekas has a surprise, too!

Harmony has a surprise for us... and coincidentally so does Urekas, it turns out?

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Episode 016 – Pancakes at Night - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Boss is concerned about how the party treats Beeb. Despite Beeb not even being in the episode, the party still manages to treat Beeb poorly. A wel...

Y'all.... my boss sent me another voice mail. At least this one doesn't have any document corrections in it! The crew is back at the Hall and they of course immediately get into trouble again.

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Episode 014 – Leaving the Frame - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The group got together at Don's in Klaoil and the Intern is feeling a bit of FOMO about it. In the game, the crew makes a turn to full robbery.

So, I didn't get to join them in Klaoil, but I did get to hear them talking about it afterwards. No it's not creepy. Don't at me.

#PetriPeople #CCE #CoffeeCultsAndEmpires #ttrpg #ActualPlay

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Episode 012 – Loot! - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern's Boss has left… a voicemail? Having defeated the Sorceress, the crew "investigates" the tower.

So, my boss left me a voicemail... IKR? But I think it means that he's listening to the show. so that's... fun? The crew is still hanging out at the Sorceress's tower; why wouldn't they? 🙄

#PetriPeople , #PropertyIsForTheft, #ttrpg , #ActualPlay

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Episode 011 – Suggestive - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube Reminder that we're publishing every other week now: once a fortnight. Please enjoy this episode and then enjoy the next one in two weeks! The Intern ...

The crew was doin' some crime-adjacent stuff (both sides, honestly), so I figured that I'd do a True Crime intro. Let me know what you think :)

#PetriPeople , #ttrpg , #ActualPlay

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Episode 010 – At The Sorceress’s Table - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube Reminder that we're publishing fortnightly, now. Next episode will be released Sunday April 20th, 2025. The Intern talks about cool tech from world 62...

Hey everyone, wanna hear about all the cool tech in 62C!? Well, *some* of the cool tech. Also the crew is at the Sorceress's table, so that's definitely gonna go great, right?
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Episode 009 – Piles of Rocks, Small, Medium, and Large - Coffee, Cults, and Empires Transcript - Join our Patreon! - Video on YouTube The Intern has heard rumors that "Rosie from accounting" is to blame for the world possibly getting cancelled. It's Beantern Day in the world! Unrelat...

It's been a few days, but the latest episode is up! www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/03/30/e...

I hope everyone is out there on all their socials using #PetriPeople ! Let's show Inside the Box Sciences, Inc. that they can't destroy a world full of people!

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