Slithguise coiling around a pedestal staring at my recently petrified form with an arm on his chin saying "...And hold that pose, heh, who am I kidding? You can't move even if you wanted to" before thinking to himself (you could use a bit more weathering though...)
Alt of the first image with no text (or you could just say that Slithguise is deep in thought thinking of what he could add to me)
Another alt of the first image without Slithguise (this is after Slithguise decides that my petrified form is good the way it is and just leaves me there)
CW: #petrification
I asked Slithguise to help turn me into a statue for #marblemarch , but because that snakeperson is mischievous with his statues, he put me on display in his house like I'm a museum piece, I don't mind it, but I guess this is what I'll be doing for the rest of March