They say this is AI, I say it's the only response! #GeneralResponse #GoldStar #CaptainBoneSpur #PettyAwfulPete

If it took them coming from the 4 corners of the earth to figure that out, it was well worth it! ThankYou #PettyAwfulPete and #CaptainBoneSpur

We know #PettyAwfulPete was concerned about their weight, fitness and uniforms... Did he suggest they start taking #Rogaine? If these generals don't revolt after this I give up. #WarriorEthos #LowRank #SitDownSon