Magda Szubanksi in character as Lynne Postlethwaite speaks in two frames - Frame 1: Then he tells me he's gunna vote One Nation because "they couldn't be worse than the current lot". Frame 2: I said pet. I said love. I said you have always suffered from a total lack of imagination. That woman would fuck this country up more comprehensively than Nero on the backend of a month-long meth binge.

We’ll never see this in an ad campaign about the #PHONies, but it needs to be said #auspol

Pauline Hanson secured government solar rebate despite calling for subsidies to large-scale renewables to end Exclusive: Spokesperson for One Nation leader says it supports rooftop solar, as Matt Canavan also defends using scheme

Of course they have … hypocrisy, thy name is #gNats and #PHONies
#auspol
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Fiona Katauskas cartoon: A brief history of Pauline Hanson Panel 1: There’s the time she blamed the Asians … Hanson with finger raised “We’re in danger of being swamped” and silent John Howard in background. Panel 2: … the time she blamed indigenous people … Hanson holding sign “It’s black and white!” and saying “It’s their own fault”. Panel 3: The time she moved to England then blamed the “too many migrants” there for her return to Australia … Hanson wearing Union Jack cap and t-shirt (with “Foreigners Out!”) and saying “Irony? What Irony?”. Panel 4: The time she blamed all Muslims … Hanson wearing a t-shirt with “Joyless Division” and saying “They’re destroying social cohesion”. Panel 5: The time she blamed schools for teaching critical race theory even though they didn’t … Hanson wearing “Proud to be White” t-shirt and holding sign, “No to identity politics”. Panel 6: The times she’s got away with utterly failing to offer any actual solutions … Hanson luxuriating the spotlight with cameras trained, and the sparkling wine chilling, saying “Who can blame me … ”

Why @fionakatauskas.bsky.social continues to be a star in the #auspol political cartoon firmament.
#Poorlean and the #PHONies

Proud socialist (read Whitlam Laborite) here @wendyharmer.bsky.social, saying “A pox on #Poorlean and all the #PHONies” - no sausages for me either, I guess #auspol

Ramadan night markets bring thousands of visitors to Lakemba – a suburb where Pauline Hanson claims people ‘feel unwelcome’ More than one million people are expected to visit the month-long night markets in south-west Sydney, where ‘everyone is happy’

#Poorlean comments on Lakemba as accurate as the #SpudTheThug claims about “black gangs” in Melbourne #auspol #PHONies

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Migrants who breach values would be kicked out under Ley-era policy draft A leaked copy of the Liberal Party's migration policy prepared before Sussan Ley was ousted included plans to "elevate" the current non-binding Australian values statement.

I note this only refers to "migrants" - most of the #PHONies and many of the #NOidea #NOalition would be out on their collective arses as well if the "values" were assessed across the board #auspol #Bollocks
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I give you the new #LNP aka One Nation Lite. #PHONies

The #MadMonk now using #theirABC megaphone to promote stronger Liberal alignment with the #PHONies #auspol

Well, #Poorlean is both @deemadigan.bsky.social, so she has consistent selection criteria #PHONies #auspol

This is the evil that #TurningPoint wants to bring from the #RogueStatesOfAmerica to #auspol people #PHONies

Two Victorian era men sitting at a bar table. Gentleman 1: You cannot prove unequivocally that the Earth isn't flat Gentleman 2: My dear friend, people like you are the reason we have "Do not eat" warnings on urinal pucks.

Insights for #MAGAts and #PHONies
#uspol #auspol

Australia launches biggest gun buyback in 30 years after Bondi beach terror attack Prime minister announces first firearm buyback since Port Arthur massacre, and designates Sunday a national day of reflection in honour of Hanukah shooting victims

In the strongest show of national unity since the #BondiShooting, the #NOalition and the #PHONies have promised unqualified bipartisan support for … *checks notes* … oh, as you were #auspol

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Any criticism of the govt by these racist #PHONies should be worn as a badge of honour #auspol

Sussan Ley accuses Albanese of failing to keep Jewish Australians safe Opposition Leader Sussan Ley says Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has allowed antisemitism to "fester" and failed to keep Jewish Australians safe in the wake of yesterday's "evil" terror attack on the...

The only thing “festering” is the #NOidea #NOalition that, with its mates, the #PHONies, has fostered racism in all its forms over the last 30 years #auspol

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A portrait in the style of cubism of a woman, smiling

#People #Phonies

I have been practicing my fake smile so I could be more sociable here on #Bluesky.

🚨 FACTS! Luck gonna run out these phonies! ✌🏽 #nfl #nflonfox #cbssports #espn #sportscenter #nflmemes #nflmx #mnf #mondaynightfootball #broncos #fake #phonies #broncoscountry #letsride #broncosfootball #denverbroncos
#bonix #seanpayton #milehigh #5280

🚨 FACTS! Luck gonna run out these phonies! ✌🏽 #nfl #nflonfox #cbssports #espn #sportscenter #nflmemes #nflmx #mnf #mondaynightfootball #broncos #fake #phonies #broncoscountry #letsride #broncosfootball #denverbroncos
#bonix #seanpayton #milehigh #5280

Breaking: Barnaby Joyce will not recontest New England seat at next election Former deputy prime minister and Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce announces he will not recontest his seat of New England at the next election, saying his relationship with the Nationals has irreparably...

Wow! If #Barnyard leaves the Nats for the #PHONies, the average IQ of both parties will immediately double! #auspol
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Senators Move to Force Vote to Bar Ground Strikes in Venezuela

Senators Move to Force Vote to Bar Ground Strikes in Venezuela www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...

Really???? Bipartisan??? What about swearing in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social ???? #phonies #frauds #hypocrites

What is the country music a little too rockin today or what?

This - the party of we don’t want any “overreach“——🥴

has done nothing BUT that.

#Frauds #Cheats #Scammers #Liars #Fakes #Phonies #Grifters

Conspiracy Theory Defined: 1. A belief that a consensus of the world’s scientific experts missed something they’ve spent their lives researching - that you were able to uncover in seventeen minutes due to superior Googling skills. 2. A belief that decades of medical research, carried out by people committed to caring for humanity are secretly and irredeemably evil and have been exposed by random people you’ve never heard of, making claims with no evidence, on sites with dubious credibility.

What’s happening in the #RogueStatesOfAmerica under #HerrTrumpf and in Australia with the #NOalition & the #PHONies #auspol

Anti-immigration protesters say Australia’s migration is at record highs – but the figures tell a different story Latest net overseas migration figures are down 37% from recent peak, with experts pointing to misunderstanding of arrivals data

Never let the facts get in the way of racism and prejudice #PHONies #auspol
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Inauthenticity of The Sector Aforesaid these beings don't have authentic lives.

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#Inorganic
#Fakes
#Phonies
#toxics

Authenticity Authenticity infuriates and makes the blood boil of those that are inauthentic playing a role throughout life that isn't authentic and is basically a rip off of somebody else.

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#Inauthentic
#caricature
#fake
#phonies
#charlatans

Wonder why Ms Price didn’t go all the way when she abandoned the Liberals and join the #PHONies, @strangerous.bsky.social? Oh wait, that’s right … #auspol

Two screenshots featuring a non-artist mimicking the WIP process by uploading a generated sketch followed by a generated colored image that changes the composition, anatomical style, and environmental details under the guise of "making adjustments." They transition from a sketch to the final color & shading typical of their other image generations while describing the step as "adding soft washes of color," which would be weird even if it didn't already look like their final-color generations, because they claim this is digital art made in Procreate. Naturally, no digital art layers are shown or described.

Oh no, is GENai user's conception of WIPs is... fascinating? I wonder if they actually think adding color tends to change the entire piece or if they're simply confident their followers won't notice/care? #saynotoai #spottingai #artcommunity #grifters #phonies #fakeart #teachingmoment #cringe #smh

@senatorwong.bsky.social, this matter is one for the Senate on which to act - far more disorderly, and disrespectful, than events yesterday #auspol #PHONies

Hey #Patel, #Bongino, #Vance, #Loomer and #Habba why the #crickets about #Epstein? This only proves more that you are all fucking #lying ass #phonies. You are #spineless #kisasses. #Fake as fuck. You may now have power but at least we’re not fuckin #sellouts.

Johnny Cash wasn’t perfect but he was REAL.

This scene is how I feel about anyone who claims religion but backs Trumps govt.

I was looking for the quote about him going to a funeral because that’s what today feels like. I’m in mourning.

#christianity #phonies #maga

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Protestors, rioters, right wing, left wing, no wing. Read the lyrics, you phony fucks.
#Republicans #Democrats #phonies #fuckyou #bipartisanshitsplattersforyouall