Good morning lads.
#testicletuesday #todgertuesday

#balls #bollocks #testicles #penis #cock #dick #willy #uncutcock #uncutdick #circumcised #hairyballs #hairysac #fullbush #dadbod #daddy #gaydaddy #gaynsfw #ballsac

A double-headed baby potato that looks an awful lot like a pair of testicles.

I cooked a roast dinner last night. One of the potatoes would’ve been featured on That’s Life, if we were still in the 1970s/1980s.

This is a single potato #bollocks #testicles #balls

Do you think April Fools Day is bollocks? Well, you're right, etymologically speaking! Fool comes from Latin follis “bellows, inflated ball”, since a fool is a kind of puffed up person (think windbag). Follis in turn comes from Proto-Indo-European *bhel- “blow, swell” which has a number of derivatives referring to, um, male swelling, hence bollocks from Old English beallucas “testicles”.

The #ConnectedAtBirth #etymology of the week is FOOL/BOLLOCKS #wotd #fool #bollocks #AprilFoolsDay

Chudai

#freewilly #eggs #shaved #balls #nuts #cojones #bollocks

It’s Saturday today and that means it’s #scs #softcocksaturday #hairysacksaturday

Hope you’re having a great day lads!

#cock #penis #dick #willy #flaccid #softcock #dadbod #gaydaddy #gaynsfw #balls #bollocks #testicles #hairyballs #fullbush #gaynz #cutcock #circumcised

Image of a Duro Speedy Arrow tire, mounted on a rim without spokes or hub. It has a red sidewall. _____________ Discussion: Hydroplaning While hydroplaning is a serious problem for automobile and some motorcycle tires, it is an artifact of the tire design having a large flat interface with the road, which in part gets compensated for through the tread design. Bicycle tires are generally round in their cross section interface with the road, and in this respect, they are similar enough to airplane wheel tires that we may use that formula to calculate the speed at which hydroplaning becomes a potential issue: 9*(sqr) (tire pressure in psi) = mph speed for hydroplane potential. (From USA NTSB and FAA sources) Discussion: https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/98889/what-is-the-formula-to-calculate-minimum-knots-groundspeed-hydroplaning-will-occ I currently run a set of knackered Schwalbe Marathon tires on my fixie, and I run them between 80 to 100psi. 9* (sqr)80=80.49 mph. I'm pretty good for a guy in his late 60s, but let me tell you something: I ain't hitting 80mph on my fixed wheel cycle nor on my multi-speed cycle. AI's parasitic relationship with actual experience remains its Achilles's Heel. --mja

#AISlop #ai #bollocks #bicycle #cycling

This is a prime example of the utterly useless bollocks spewed out by AI.

www.xjd.com/t-duro-road-...

This is a brand review that spits out generalities.

(nb: Any bicycle tire review that mentions hydroplaning is ignorant --see ALT)

Today it’s Tuesday and that means it’s #testicletuesday #todgertuesday #tummytuesday. Hope all you lads have an amazing day.

#balls #testicles #bollocks #hairyballs #hairysac #penis #willy #dick #cock #dadbod #daddy #gaynsfw #gaynz #cutcock #softcock #circumcised #flaccid

#OnThisDay in 1985 #JohnConstantine debuted in @dc.com #SagaOfTheSwampThing #comics 37 #Sting-inspired #workingClassLondonerOccultist goes on to star in #Hellblazer series establishing himself as #VeritigoComicsBatman in a #rumpledTrenchCoat & ( #bollocks!) often #censored #FagHabit #Zatanna ❤️

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"[…] this [is] to enable a “seamless travel experience”, while also giving the #ukgov “greater power to stop those who pose a threat from setting foot in the country and gives us a fuller picture of immigration.”

Yes, of course #ftl #dysfunctional #bollocks […]

More British teenagers stranded abroad as result of new rules on dual nationals Cases emerge after other people tell of change in Home Office policy on passports that has left people scrambling

"[…] this [is] to enable a "seamless travel experience", while also giving the #ukgov "greater power to stop those who pose a threat from setting foot in the country and gives us a fuller picture of immigration."

Yes, of course #ftl #dysfunctional #bollocks

www.theguardian.com/politics/...

This slutty pink thong is too skimpy to contain my bollocks #thong #slut #bollocks #exhibitionist

Dimmer Switch Dimmer Switch   You’re driving at night, ignorant, on some single track with pretensions to be a trunk road – which, I don’t know ...

#Writer #Poetry #WritingCommmunity #Scribblings

Today's clickety clicks😉

1. Dimmer Switch.

Poetry.

All about the A82 skirting Loch Lomond. #Inverbeg #Ardlui #Luss #Balloch #Bollocks

pedrorockwriter.blogspot.com/2026/03/dimm...

I Am a Language Model. I was writing a video script, and a warning popped up. I first noticed this warning a couple days ago, but I didn’t think anything of it. ‘Strong resemblance to AI text.’ I am cre…

I was typing, and my editor flagged it as a ‘Strong resemblance to AI text’. Kinda bollox. And, so I rant on my blog.

philosophics.blog/2026/03/19/i...
#philosophy #psychology #writing #ai #policing #ethicalAI #culture #blog #podcast #language #critique #languagedetection #bollocks #culture

Dimmer Switch Dimmer Switch   You’re driving at night, ignorant, on some single track with pretensions to be a trunk road – which, I don’t know ...

#Writer #Poetry #WritingCommmunity #Scribblings

Today's clickety clicks😉

5. Dimmer Switch.

Poetry.

All about the A82 skirting Loch Lomond. #Inverbeg #Ardlui #Luss #Balloch #Bollocks

pedrorockwriter.blogspot.com/2026/03/dimm...

Dimmer Switch Dimmer Switch   You’re driving at night, ignorant, on some single track with pretensions to be a trunk road – which, I don’t know ...

#Writer #Poetry #WritingCommmunity #Scribblings

Today's clickety clicks😉

5. Dimmer Switch.

Poetry.

All about the A82 skirting Loch Lomond. #Inverbeg #Ardlui #Luss #Balloch #Bollocks

pedrorockwriter.blogspot.com/2026/03/dimm...

Good morning lads. Here’s today’s pic for #testicletuesday and #todgertuesday and #tummytuesday

#balls #testicles #penis #willy #cock #dick #hairyballs #bollocks #softcock #cutcock #dadbod #daddy #gaynz

Thank you! Sweary indignation is one of my USPs… 💅
#ukgiftam #ukgifthour #bsnm #etsy #bollocks

Buenos días ya #hueves #huevos #bollocks

Sometimes my bollocks get big and bloated, but the only thing that ever gets used for sex is my arse hole, penetrated and bred by other men #fuckhole #bollocks #maleslut

#grindset #workmaxxing #bollocks

And the 'restore royal trust' properganda operation begins on the front pages #HowBrave #LovelyLovelyKate #BaftaDress #KeepCalmCarryOn #Bollocks

Marcia Langton applies a new coat of whitewash to contemporary events. An entire column about writer's festivals, free speech, intellectual rigour etc but never once mentions the blood soaked fascist Jews destroying Australian cultural institutions in pursuit of genocidal triumphalism. #Bollocks

#testicletuesday #hairyballs

#bollocks #balls #testicles #ballsac #hairysac #hairyballsac

Migrants who breach values would be kicked out under Ley-era policy draft A leaked copy of the Liberal Party's migration policy prepared before Sussan Ley was ousted included plans to "elevate" the current non-binding Australian values statement.

I note this only refers to "migrants" - most of the #PHONies and many of the #NOidea #NOalition would be out on their collective arses as well if the "values" were assessed across the board #auspol #Bollocks
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

I love the way it uses its dragon powers to cast shadows in the wrong direction, scramble the titles of the books and defy the law of gravity. Truly a great investment.
#Bollocks #AICrap

Some PR advice for the Andrew-stricken royals – try something that look less like a $12m cover-up | Marina Hyde A big loan to keep the case out of court doesn’t quite add up to ‘thoughts and prayers to the victims of Jeffrey Epstein’. Working with the police might be a start, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

The idea that this royal bunch would fork over a reported $12m, plus 7 figures of #Andrew’s legal costs, without some fairly frank family discussions is just #bollocks

#AbolishTheMonarchy

follow @republiccampaign.bsky.social & @greens4arepublic.bsky.social

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Well
I hope you'll all get behind my anti
#fgm movement

And support my
#MGM campaign

Let's face it
Women rarely rape anyone, if you shag a bloke up the arse, like a true #Eton
#nazi

All you get is more little turds
Say #fuckyou
#fuckoff
Or
#bollocks yet?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social

If you live in #London and spot any tired looking people walking on the pavement at 8am, please report this to your nearest police station immediately.

#Zahawi #Talking #Utter #Bollocks #LBC #ReformUK #ToryRejects #Farage