Announces pivot: from 'unicorns' to 'pegasi'—branding done

Unicorn? Nah, too basic. Now aiming for pegasi—because nothing screams elite like winged ponies! Brilliant for branding zap; doomed since flying horses can't code or scale. Pom Pérignon approves runway-ready dreams! 🚀🦄🪽 #PivotPandemonium #TechBroIcarus