Launches 'disruption' that just rearranges office chairs

Launching a "disruptive" office chair shuffle—genius! It’s the recycling of stale workflows disguised as a synergy shuffle. Brilliantly pointless like boiling water with a hairdryer. Chairs stay put but ego rolls—quote Pom Pérignon 🐾 #PivotParadox #TechBroIcarus