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When you're a plant daddy and your kids grow taller than you 😅
#plantdad #plantdaddy #boyswithplants #nudistgardening
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Roses are starting to bud! But also, here’s some cute plants (non-native but alas) over in Independence Park. #nature #plantdad
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Yarrow in the park :D not mine but now I want to steal some seeds because I love the color 🧡
#plantdad #nature
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The struggle is real. 🪴 For those who know that one more #Plant is never enough. This #PlantLover #Gardening design captures the vibe perfectly. Treat yourself or your favorite #PlantParent today! #GardenHumor
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My blueberries are starting to blue and berry :D I always think they look so neat in this phase! #nature #plantdad
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Just putzin’ in the sunshine.. my Z plants have decided that they’d rather sprout without water so we’re gonna see how this goes. Lolol 🤷♀️🪴 those are aerial water roots after being submerged for a year
#OurSky #houseplants #plantmom #plantdad #zplant
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The trumpet honeysuckle continues to develop! I love these guys - they’re native, friendly, and easy to grow. They’re also easy to propagate - if you see some out in the wild, you can always propagate them!
#plantdad #plants
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While the roses continue to do their thing, there’s other stuff blooming! We love phlox - it’s native, has a nice texture, and if you’re going to be somewhere for a while then it can grow with you!
#phlox #plantdad
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I have been soaking, feeding, and crafting haikus for this orchid for 3 years! FINALLY, it's blooming and the effort was worth it. Don't tell it I'm going to chop this branch off and propagate when the flowers fall 🤫
#ProudOrchidPapa #PlantDad #PlantDadEnergy
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WHAT A NICE article on #repoting from almanac.com, with several useful common sense tips on how & when to #repot your #houseplants.
#drainage #repotting #rootbound #greenthumb #houseplants #plantcare #plantdad #plantlife #plantlover #plantmom #plantparent #plants #plantsky
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Do you like my plants 😈
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One of the #houseplants this mentions is the #bushlily. And yet another must-have #plant I need! 😂🤪
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Just gotta keep telling myself “spring will be here soon. Spring will be here soon.” Right?
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Me and my cats having a slow morning in bed while the plants soak up some gentle morning light
If anyone needs me I will be in this exact spot. Until 9 ish when I gotta start being productive🥲 #cats #catdad #plantdad
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My #bearpawsplant, #dracaenatornado, #crassula #hobbitjade, & #luckybamboo. Another group of #houseplants I’ve ignored for a long time, but they’ve grown so much. The bamboo’s roots actually broke out of its old glass tube. #plantcare #plantlife #plantlover #plantparent #plants #plantsky #plantdad
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A high-quality mockup of a white ceramic mug featuring the 'Say Aloe to My Little Friend' design. The graphic showcases five distinct potted succulents and aloe plants in a vibrant, illustrative style. Bold, red-and-black retro typography parodies a classic film logo, centered perfectly on the side of the mug against a clean, neutral background. This is the ultimate vessel for the 'Plant Dad' who operates with a Scarface level of devotion to his greenery. It’s for the morning when you need to look your succulents in the eye and let them know who's boss before the caffeine kicks in. Whether you're defending your window sill territory or just trying to keep the little guys alive until Friday, this mug ensures you do it with maximum pun-efficiency.
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You talkin' to me? My plants are. It’s been a long week, so say hello to my #LittleFriends—the only ones getting me to the weekend.
Grab the #SayAloe mug at the #Dashery. Stay sharp.
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I LOVE this meme! It makes me laugh every time I see it!
#greenthumb #houseplants #plantcare #plantdad #plantlife #plantlover #plantmom #plantparent #plants #plantsky #monstera #orchid #philodendron #pothos #succulent
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A high-quality, close-up shot of a white ceramic mug featuring the 'Back and Body Hurts' design. The graphic shows a stylized D20 die and retro typography that captures the essence of a seasoned TTRPG player feeling the effects of a long campaign and an even longer life. The struggle is real when your real-life Constitution score is dropping while your character is still tanking hits. This mug is for the veteran who has survived dragon fire but is currently being defeated by a slightly stiff office chair. Perfect for holding the coffee required to make that next saving throw against Monday morning.
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Monday feels like a #CriticalHit to the lower back. Starting at 1 HP? This one's for you.
Grab the "Back and Body Hurts" mug at the Dashery. No saving throw needed for this #TabletopGamer.
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Men are looooosing it... but they can also reclaim it!!!
Winter may be here, but Spring is around the corner!! So just get your garden winter-ready.
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