#planthumour

Black background with white text reading: "Worse," Clara warned. "We’re going public with Sarah…" She opened the messaging app to find a flurry of breathless replies already waiting. Sarah was demanding more details, using *far* too many cactus and devil emojis for a Thursday night. Thinking, Clara flipped the camera to selfie mode. “Come on,” she sighed, “Might as well?" He happily complied, leaning his head close to hers. The frame captured Clara, looking rested and slightly stunned, Leo looking annoyingly handsome and slightly smug, and in the foreground, held carefully between them, was Peter, the newly potted Bunny Ear Cactus with his absurd Sharpie nose. Clara shifted the phone slightly, aiming the shot down the hallway, toward the bathroom. Click. The background of the photo was perfect: the soft, receding gloom of the hall, and there, perfectly framed through the partially open bathroom door, was the unmistakable, rotund, spiky silhouette of Bartholomew, perched on the tub, appearing to glower in silent, magnificent judgment over the entire domestic tableau. Clara quickly typed the caption: "Proof. Found a very nice distraction. He passed the soil test, and Bartholomew is currently reviewing his credentials. Wish us luck. 🌵" She hit send. Leo peered over her shoulder. "Wait, you got Bartholomew in the shot? You mad woman." He shook his head, a joyful laugh rumbling in his chest. "I’m going to need a copy of that. That's the photo that will haunt me forever."

Part 15
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Weekend forecast: 100% chance of wine 🍷 and 100% chance of plants 😂🪴

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Apparently ‘Just one more plant’ is my most expensive habit. 💸😂

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Plants win every time 😅😂🪴

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