Maine Cop Joins ICE’s VIP Exit Program, Says Goodbye Voluntarily #Satire #MaineNews #ICE #PoliceGoneWild #OnlyInAmerica By: TheJestPress.com AUGUSTA, ME — In an unprecedented turn of bureaucratic Uno reverse cards, a Maine police officer has agreed to voluntarily leave the United States after being detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for “looking a little too foreign at the annual Lobster Roll Cook-off.” Officer Gus McFlannel, a decorated member of the Bangor Police Department, was reportedly enjoying his third whoopie pie when ICE agents swarmed the festival.

Maine Cop Joins ICE’s VIP Exit Program, Says Goodbye Voluntarily

#Satire #MaineNews #ICE #PoliceGoneWild #OnlyInAmerica By: TheJestPress.com AUGUSTA, ME — In an unprecedented turn of bureaucratic Uno reverse cards, a Maine police officer has agreed to voluntarily leave the United States after…

Remember when we were Land of The Free & Home of The Brave? Now it's the land of the greed & home of the depraved. #PoliceGoneWild Sue TF out of that entire force.