I wouldn't stop at the government. I'd destroy the entire fucking world. But I have better things to do. If I destroy the world, who will be the king of this goddamn shithole?
#PoohPhilosophy #KingShit #FuckTrump
Every time I take a shit, I swear it’s the biggest one I’ve ever taken. A monumental, world-shaking event. But then the next day comes. And the next. And every time, it happens again. The fucking cycle repeats. The throne calls. The abyss deepens.
#PoohPhilosophy #TheShitCycle #ExistentialFlush
Piglet asked if it’s still January. I told the little shit the truth—January never fucking ends. We are trapped in the honey-coated hellhole of suffering. Accept it.
#EndlessJanuary #TimeIsCruel #PoohPhilosophy
