I'm a grown-up and an old greyhair.

It's 10pm and I just ate a whack of buttermilk dollarcakes, and washed them down with orange juice.

...

I think this obligates me to eat steak and sprouts when I wake up at 7am.

🌇🔄🌃

#DontJudgeMe
#PoorLifeChoices
#IHaveMadeMistakes
#FollowMeForMoreRecipeTips

A guy standing in front of a desk, wearing a pair of jeans and a black T-shirt. The jeans are pulled down exposing a diaper with pink bunnies on it.

Totes a professional doggo doing professional doggo things…

Like choosing to do work trainings on a weekend #poorlifechoices

The animated sock I keep as a pet mistook me for his dinner, because he's got shitty eyesight. 🤣

Still love him, though!
#snakes #poorlifechoices

Drawing of an extremely round possum standing on two legs. Their eyes are exhausted and staring. They point to themselves and say, with their very toothy mouth, “Oh me? I’m a living nightmare, mate.”

There are times when it feels like this particular possum has seized control of my brain. Like when I’m up at 1am reading a 1994 long form article about John Wayne Gacy
#possum #brainbad #poorlifechoices

#Poorlifechoices, but England beat Kiwis in a come back rugby to take the Quilter Cup, so it's the Dented 9.5% triple IPA from Frost, & what was probably a terrible cigar that I picked up just because it came in an orange tube that is actually very nice while I burn some bills and dead tree debris.

I hate going to bed on Sundays because it means I have to get up stupid early on Monday and go to work, which is so depressing it’s hard to breathe. Thus I am always overly tired at work, making everything harder. #PoorLifeChoices

Don’t mix soju and monster, no matter how good it tastes. #poorlifechoices

What I learnt about myself over the last week in Gran Canaria - I can no longer eat an entire large pizza followed by alcohol - 2 pizzas consumed during the trip - 2 vomits. #reflection #poorlifechoices

Oh dear God, Jolly Rancher gummies taste like children's chewable windshield wiper fluid. #poorlifechoices

Contemplating cutting the legs on a brand new $200 chair because it isn't as comfortable on the porch as it was in the store and I already threw away the old one...

#poorlifechoices
#thisdoesnotsitwellwithme
#itwillbethechairforyou

He's talking about putting jam on a cheese scone you know?

#poorlifechoices

😂

Yes, I intend to eat them all by myself.

(I just ate a jelly bean that is disgusting. It tasted like some kind of really icky pastry. Ewww!)

#PoorLifeChoices

I drank a 9:00 pm cup of coffee to push through the last hour of grading.

Now what?

#ShortSighted
#PoorLifeChoices

To quote the great CasualHoya “sports is pain”

#hoyasaxa #poorlifechoices

I should know better than to open a new bag of chips and put it in front of my lunch, rather than take the handful I intend to eat and place those in a bowl. And, yet, here we are. #PoorLifeChoices

“After waking up in the gutter, covered in his own vomit, Mr. Box took a moment to reflect on his life choices.”
#trumpsupporters #poorlifechoices #wakethefuckup
#youpeoplesuck

Trigger warning! #DONTTRYTHISATHOME

Required:
1 friend into BDSM
1 wobbly tooth
1 cast iron iron
48 hrs of disturbed sleep
1 month not being able to eat properly
10 yrs of receding jaw & gums
40+ yrs of bad life choices

#homedentistry
#toothache
#dontsmokekids
#poorlifechoices
#BDSM
#ouchie

So @eastmidrailway.bsky.social close their waiting rooms on Sunday ls because I guess customers don't deserve to stay warm on a Sunday. Why did I travel to the Midlands again? #PoorLifeChoices #UKtrains

#PoorLifeChoices

A map showing a number of GPS traces. Only one (me) went straight through the darker green which represents denser woodland.

Spot the one idiot who went straight through the thick gorse from 21 to 22 #orienteering #PoorLifeChoices

www.suffoc.routegadget.co.uk/rg2/

Downed a few gummies.

Time to watch Glee.

#poorlifechoices

#poorlifechoices
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GM!
Ik begon de dag met lezen van het verkiezingsprogramma van het NSC. Dat en de op de site geplaatste doneerknop met de titel "steunfondsOmtzicht.nl" zorgt voor een lichtelijk misselijk gevoel.
Ik ben niet slim bezig zo, nog voor de koffie.
#PoorLifeChoices

Self, now: home with lemonade and lying down waiting for my blood sugar to come back from down around my toes so I can eat something with protein. #poorlifechoices

Took this pic, yet did not eat there. #poorlifechoices

Pound tumbles to 30-year low as Britain votes Brexit Sterling tumbles below $1.33 as Leave camp wins

And so it beings. "The pound dipped more than 9% to its lowest level in three decades" www.ft.com/cms/s/2/8d8a100e-38c2-11... @FT #Brexit #poorLifeChoices

I keep rewatching the civil war teaser and screaming about Bucky. #poorlifechoices

I should have bought more smidgens in PA. #poorlifechoices