AI isn't just coming to fuck up your world. It wants to fuck up its own 七〇〇・ There is a big academic AI conference planned for December this year, the ominously named NeurIPS 26. But the organisers have a problem. They are totally inundated with applications to give talks or present papers which have all obviously been written by AI. The organisers' solution was to ask those submitting to also review five other submissions. But instead of sorting the human wheat from the robot chaff, it gets worse. Because those reviews are also being done by AI. At some point actual human beings will have to stand up at the conference and present the results of this circular absurdity. 分

Who could have predicted this? #popbitch

I always forget Kerry Keaton’s isn’t just called CHIPSHOP #totp #Popbitch

Is ‘anormalfuckingparty’ a close cousin of the now legendary susanalbumparty? #popbitch

I joined a dating site for arsonists. They sent me loads of matches.

#popbitch

From #Popbitch:

Jacob Rees-Mogg was among the great and the good speaking to sixth-formers at a Westminster politics conference on Monday. Despite the stormy reception he got from the 17-year-olds, the minister-turned-GB-News-host remained polite all the way through.

#JacobReesMogg

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I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it.

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Something tells me #popbitch has been saving this one for the most inappropriate moment

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So today I learned that #popbitch will uncritically regurgitate TERF viewpoints for clicks. Not much I can do apart from say

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Thus should be tagged #popbitch, oh well

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Yea

So in this dream

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>> Big Question «< Who's asking what this week? Which contestant in this season's Traitors had to be told off for getting touchy-feely with crew members? Some of the crew complained when this outwardly sweet participant started to be weirdly physical with them.

Not going to take a lot of working out this, if you’ve been paying attention

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I sued an airline when they lost my luggage. I lost my case.

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Choose your hill, #wormfood

#booksky

Consider Carrot. He drove a sword through a man. and a stone. pillar. Then out again.

Good men act.

#terrypratchett

What would Vetinari do?

Q: Did you hear about the Auckland Grammer advent calendar?
A: It’s just like a normal one except your father opens all the doors for you.

#popbitch

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Q: What kind of music do elves listen to?
A: Wrap.

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How do from #yorkshire

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Q: Why don’t snowmen have children?
A: Their wives are frigid.

#popbitch

Last Christmas I bought my pal an elephant for his room.

He thanked me profusely, but I just said “don’t mention it”.

#popbitch

#Popbitch: "Matt Goodwin is looking for an assistant too. Not sure how good an office pal he will make though. When he was a Post Doc at Manchester University, Matt supposedly kept a glitter encrusted bust of Benito Mussolini on a shelf in his office"

Obviously, don't abuse his email address
#bbcpm

in unsurprising news of the year...

"....some Telegraph journos are getting their Plan B’s together. The latest journalist reportedly being tapped up for a future Reform MP run? Congratulations to Allison Pearson"

#Popbitch #bbcpm

The person who invented throat lozengers died last week

There was no coffin at the funeral

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I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too Czech one too

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I started a new glass coffin company, hopefully it’s successful. Remains to be seen.

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Q: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?
A: A Cameron Diaz

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From #Popbitch:

Rather than livestreaming their 24-hour breaking news, they broadcast an episode of Eastenders from their BBC Breaking News and BBC News UK X accounts - to about 70 million people.

#BBC

Screenshot from popbitch: As you can imagine, this was heavily orchestrated, with crazy levels of security. All spectators had to be in their seats at daybreak and stuck for the whole day. Parade participants were ensconced Similarly early. Even all the VIPS and dignitaries were told to expect many, many hours rooted in the same place. Anyone thinking of applying for these gold-dust spectator seats was given a warning by veterans of Beijing military parades: wear an adult diaper. There would be no chance of leaving your seat after arrival. Going to the toilet was, therefore, something you had to do in situ, Given that the soldiers, dignitaries and everyone was stuck there for hours, it means there's a very good chance that Xi, Kim and/ or Putin was rocking a nappy too.

John Key was in China for this parade right? So that’s my happy thought for the day

#popbitch