Noripswich Citown play their home games at Portmantow Road.
#football #joke #portmantno #fediFC

Techxhausted is 2025’s parenting word of the year—and every screen-weary parent gets it From smart baby gear to never-ending pings, ‘techxhausted’ nails how parenting feels in 2025—drained, distracted, and desperate for a digital detox.

The Made for Mums website seems to have made up their own #WotY2025. Though I can find hits for 'tech exhausted', this portmanteau version feels like a #portmantNO

techxhausted

www.madeformums.com/news/baby-ne...

Close photo of a round jar with individually wrapped caramel sticks. On the jar is a label with the brand name Candynavia, a combination of candy and Scandinavia...

How about this name? Candynavia. #portmantno? 😁

We watched another episode of Art Detectives and one of the characters used the portmanteau "disastrabilia" - 'disaster memorabilia' and just... #portmantno 😬

The back of a package of shrimp (prawn) flavored chips. The brand name is "Shrips".

Asian shrimp chips be like #PortmantNO

The Jobs Market Is Showing Signs of a ‘He-cession’ It’s hard to say why the unemployment rate for young men is rising, but it’s a disturbing trend.

"He-cession."
#PortmantNO

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Learnt a new word today: pongrel.
Pedigree + mongrel.
Cockapoo, labradoodle, chorkie, dorgi. All pongrels according to the vet.
Can't decide if it's a #portmantno... 😁

Sounds like an @allusionistshow.bsky.social #PortmantNO

the #portmantNO they deserve. I've never encountered a good #portmantBRO

#PortmantNO

Academics must commit themselves to resisting the neologism-industrial complex.

Just use existing language and learn to say #portmantNO

And "gentrigation"?! #PortmantNO! Amirite @Fritinancy?

Hey @HelenZaltzman, I got you a present #portmantNO
@AllusionistShow