HELLO? ANYONE HERE? MY FRIEND SAID HE GOT A NOTIFICATION ABOUT HOT SINGLES IN THE CITY 2.6 KLICKS FROM HIS LOCATION? THIS IS THE ONLY SPOT THAT MET THE CRITERIA? I'M JUST HERE TO...scout for him 'cus...he's a real...loserGODDAMMIT HE GOT ME *AGAIN*!
THIS SHIT IS WHY YOU CAN'T GET A DATE YOU PINK-MOPPED TOSSER
...swear I'm gonna hide every screw involved with making his crap-ass jellocurry...the pot handles, the oven door, all of 'em...
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