What a surprise. Racists doin racist shit.
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This unholy wedding of black, white and red pudding moulded into a Battenburg cake configuration, covered in beer batter and deep fried, is unpleasant to behold.
Tonight I invented an abomination; A Battenburg cake, but made from white, black and red pudding, covered in beer batter and deep fried.
I have Christened it The Batterburgh, pronounced Batter-burra, like Edinburgh.
May God have mercy on my soul.
#Glasgow #cuisine #cooking #scotland #prayformojo
Uh Oh. I've been drinking and I have @megaran.com 's bandcamp page up.
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#NowWatching The Pumaman #BlackDogHomework #FilmSky #PrayForMojo
Officially on the Lemsips folks #PrayForMojo
For my sins I am at Claremont Quarter. #prayformojo
have over an hour to get from hotel room in LHR T4 to check-in at LHR T2 and am desperately fighting the urge to close my eyes for a "short nap". Possibly the second helping at the Greasy Breakfast Buffet was unwise #prayformojo
due to my punishing schedule of labor and toil, today’s my only free day to visit Tim Apple’s House of Watch Repair
going to the mall, on a Sunday, 3 weeks before Christmas? #PrayForMojo 🙈
#NowWatching Madame Web #BlackDogHomework #FilmSky #PrayForMojo
#NowWatching Monkey Shines #BlackDogHomework #FilmSky #PrayForMojo
Here goes nothing, last looks of the 5DII before the motherboard comes out. #prayformojo
For reasons that may probably be cited at my hearing to get me locked up in an asylum I am about to watch Morbius for the first (and probably last) time…
#filmsky #moviesky #prayformojo
8 trips to the condo with boxes over the past 2 days. Movers are coming for furniture tomorrow and after that is just final touches. For now, imma drink 6 beers and pass the fuck out! #Deuces #PrayForMojo
I started taking vocal lessons recently. I have a deep, booming, resonant voice. My instructor has me singing scales. Basic stuff, right?
We started with Middle C. By the time I got to "la" I thought I sounded like a falsetto alley cat getting violently strangled.
Sorry in advance.
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Chicano man with glasses lying down with an arm overhead, one eye closed, and tongue sticking out. He is wearing a Grogu shirt
Vacation started yesterday, and I have a feeling it’s just gonna be hot the whole time 😭 #prayforMojo
Haven't been ill in like 2 years. Woke up yesterday with a sinus infection that I think has now moved to my chest.
Can't get a doctors app or a VHI app. I am being such a man as well. All the self pity
I'm like a jigsaw I'm in so many bits.
Any household remedies i should try?
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Flying out of LAX in an hour #prayformojo
Losing my mind as this competition run through is running an hour and a half late. I'd leave, but then kiddo can't compete Saturday. I am out of spell slots. #prayformojo
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Smoking Monkey > Drinking Monkey
#Simpsons #TheSimpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social
A corflute cutout of 5 student avatars sitting at a curved wooden desk. This is the SimTeach experience.
About to teach my first high school history class (well, for 10 minutes, and to 5 augmented reality students). #PrayForMojo
TMW you realize the phrase "food festival" is redundant...in related news, I will be present at a St Padraig's festival on Monday, marking the first time I have put myself in a public place on purpose during one of the two national Amateur Hours. #prayformojo