A Bob’s Burgers wristwatch sits in its original red and yellow box. Above it, Karen the cat says, “2220’s historians will call it ‘late capitalist symbolism.’” Below, Oz adds, “2020 anthropologists call it ‘questionable fashion taste.’” A checklist evaluates the watch: ❌ Not rare ✅ Cheap ✅ Inevitable ✅ Archived The C.A.T.S. Archive logo stamps its bureaucratic approval on the bottom.

They laughed when I archived this. They’re still laughing. But in 2273, a PhD student will cite this in their thesis, and I will be smug in the afterlife. #BobsBurgers #VintageCollectibles #PricelessHistoricalArtifact #CATSArchive #itBelongsinamuseum