Pinque: There's already glitter on this bread
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Lellow: Ok have fun watching derby
Plum: I will
Lellow: I hope the horses go really fast
Plum:
Lellow: - excited husky meme -
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#derby
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Lellow: JAMESON JOHNTHANY?!?!?!?!
Red: *bows*
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#NichardNames
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"The demons!"- Lellow
"I got demons in my butthole!" - Red
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#aleastibroughtmycat #rennielife
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"Wine Discriptions should be weirdly sexy" - Red
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Pumpkin: HE'S A GOOD MAN AND DESERVES TO GO TO THE MERMAID ORGY!!!
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#CLIT
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Plum: I just love music theory
Lellow: I know my love... Tell me about the circle of fifths
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Pumpkin: I have to listen to my murder stories to sleep. Which is unfortunate for my husband.
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Lellow: I don't know what Frank does I just know it's very impressive and maybe requires a security clearance
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Red: I've seen your feet on glass and Lego but not grass?
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#NearlyNeverNude
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Red: have you checked behind the pudding??
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Red: I'll wax your gibbous. NO I WON'T I LIE JK
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Red: Thank you for vegeating
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Red: I wish I knew what toys you liked
Blue: human flesh, mostly
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What a gift, to be so seen by one's friends 🤣🤌
Note: these are not, in fact, Lellows eyelashes
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Red: I don't know what 4D chess he thinks he's playing but from here it's barely fucking checkers
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Pumpkin: The ripped sludge
Red: The 8 pack of atrocity
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Pumpkin: Wait, so you're saying that you both sexually AND emotionally became [redacted]'s... daddy????
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Yellow: I could be a super villain
Pumpkin: I think that's rally neat
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#aftercannon
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Red: everything in this room has touched ham
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Pinque: He's my delectable communion wafer of a man
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Yellow, to Plum: "paper towels" has joined "stamps" in the unhallowed halls of "THE LEVEL OF BULLSHIT MEN ARE CAPABLE OF"
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Red: It's giving The Bangles
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#fistbump #rehearsal #goodsoup
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Red: So I just popped my electricity... with a potato.
Blue: <starts laughing>
Red: obviously not the first time I've done that.
Blue: <escalates to cackling>
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Red's Sister: we went to a... oh, not a rom-com, but, you know... <insert several minutes of confusing exposition,>
Red: DO YOU MEAN A COMIC-CON???
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Red: my love, we were wrong. We had FOUR kinds of ham in the fridge.
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Red: Where on maslow's hierarchy of needs is heavy trance music
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Our friend Waffles: 🎶the snack that bites back🎶 Lellow
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Yellow: I know that my flesh vessel is weak... SO THE VIBES MUST BE STRONG
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Pumpkin, quoting miss.sarcasm from tiktok: Is it chanukah or is it just blue?
Yellow: *Snaps in Jewish recognition*
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