A big biker sits down next to a man and his wife on a stool at a diner, letting out a huge fart.
The man says, "How dare you fart before my wife!"
The biker says, "I'm sorry. I didn't know we was takin' turns!"
#ProperEtiquette
If someone asks you if they have BO, it's impolite not to sniff and let them know, but they better return the favor in the future
#ProperEtiquette
Respect your elders.
You have no idea how much pain they're in right now.
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Eat and drink with your pinky finger out
If it sucks, stick out your middle finger instead
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From now on, when you are in a heated argument with someone, suddenly point at them, turn up your nose and say, “You foolish fool!” Then, turn and walk away. They will have no counter and you will have officially won the argument. #lifelessons #properetiquette
It's ok to stare into the abyss, but what we are not going to do is scream into the abyss.
We scream into the void .
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