Today’s Papers #149: Epstein Everywhere, Free Coke Britain, And The Nation’s Weekly Subscription To Disgust One scandal, nine mastheads, and a country soothed with stickers, subscription discounts, and the warm promise that if you just turn to page 4, responsibility will be reclassified as “archived”.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad.
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A beam of light in the night from a true leader—with jokes #PunchUpNotDown

🎥 While your rent’s rising and the NHS is crumbling, some politicians want you raging about trans people.

It’s a con.
A coward’s distraction.
And we’re calling it out.

We stand with trans people. Always.

#TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights #PunchUpNotDown

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Throwback Thursday #TBT to when I worked at the DAFOCC — the „Department About Foreigners Of Countries with Critical History“. I made a little PSA about Roman salutes, ketamine, & why Elon really hates being called what he is… 🫣

#BullyElonMusk #EatTheRich #DismantleBillionaires #PunchUpNotDown

@kenmartin.bsky.social STOP SAYING CREEPO's NAME. He PANDERS & LIES for ratings, period. Find a young, articulate social media savvy podcaster who isn't afraid to call out the BULLSHIT of right-wing talking points & faux-manly viewpoints in plain language. #PunchUpNotDown
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@kenmartin.bsky.social STOP SAYING CREEPO's NAME. He PANDERS & LIES for ratings. Find a young, articulate social media savvy podcaster who isn't afraid to call out the BULLSHIT of right-wing talking points & faux-manly viewpoints in plain language. #PunchUpNotDown
#OldGuardMustStepBack

@kenmartin.bsky.social THIS is what we need. Find a young, articulate social media savvy podcaster who isn't afraid to call out the BULLSHIT of right-wing talking points & faux-manly viewpoints in plain language. #PunchUpNotDown
#OldGuardMUSTStepBack

@kenmartin.bsky.social STOP SAYING HIS NAME. He PANDERS & LIES for ratings; not what we need. Find a young, articulate social media savvy podcaster who isn't afraid to call out the BULLSHIT of right-wing talking points & faux-manly viewpoints in plain language. #PunchUpNotDown
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@kenmartin.bsky.social #Dems STOP SAYING HIS NAME. He PANDERS & LIES for ratings; the OPPOSITE of what Dems need. Find a young, articulate social media savvy podcaster who isn't afraid to call out the BULLSHIT of right-wing talking points & faux-manly viewpoints in plain language. #PunchUpNotDown

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I'm Philadelphia-born, yet residing now in NJ. Appreciate folks like yourself still pushing back in my hometown. Thank you. #PunchUpNotDown.

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My god that’s ridiculous. Fight the corporate corruption, #EatTheRich, #PunchUpNotDown

Terrific. Welcome to our understated yet devastating Sense of Humor. #TeamNorCal #HarrisWalz2024 #PunchUpNotDown #IYKYK 🤣💥🌉 via WIRED youtu.be/u9-cjwpthz4?...