Here we go here we go here we go, y'all!
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This is absolutely Jordan Barleyoats's stripper name
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Y'all have NO IDEA
I'm SO excited about this special
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IDK, I feel like Teen Waverly would have listened to the Terra Files for any accidental clues about her family curse. ๐
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Ah, Purgatory. We love you ๐
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Jean's husband is back today and he is DETERMINED to make sure we broadcast today!
I have been put on Gerald Watch because he has inexplicably shown up too, because he "never leaves a job unfinished".
Fingers crossed that we get to broadcast today!
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Turns out, Purgatory General is really short staffed on witch-nurse-technicians that you can make bargains with. Who knew?
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Until then, we got Gerald a "Get Well Soon" card!
It has LOTS of pigeons on it.
If you'd like to sign it, I'll have it at the station all weekend!
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So, we're so sorry for the delay, but the Season Finale of The Purgatory Report will be postponed until Monday, September 1st.
Thank you all for your understanding ๐
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Jean's husband will keep working on the antenna, but the mid-air collision caused it to get bent pretty bad, and Elmo's the only pair of extra hands he's got now.
He estimates it'll be Monday before he gets it fixed.
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Hey listeners!
So, we only just got back from the hospital. Who'd have thought Purgatory would have such a busy ER??
Gerald's fine, but he's in a cast for a bit, and he's decided that the pigeon was recruited by the geese to take him out.
So... that's been fun.
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........Oh, no.......
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I'm sure there won't be a big wait at the ER! I mean, it's Purgatory!
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Hey listeners, uh, quick question:
If you fall as a result of a pigeon-to-the-face-related accident, and there's bone sticking out of your leg, you should go to a hospital for that, right?
...........
...........Yeah, we're gonna go take Gerald to the hospital.
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So!
Bad news: Still working on that antenna.
Good news: I now know a LOT of curse words in German!
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They're back at it on the antenna. I wonder if Jean's husband is regretting getting these two as his helpers.
Though, the alternative WAS the Mounds Brothers, sooooooo...
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UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Apparently Gerald got annoyed and sicced his pet fox on Elmo, who fell off the roof.
Don't worry, he landed on his head, so he's fine.
The fox is fine, too, she's hanging out with me now.
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UPDATE: I just heard a very loud crash.
I should probably go check on that.
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So, Jean's husband is up on the roof with Gerald and, inexplicably, Elmo to get the antenna fixed.
Judging by the constant refrain of "dammit, Elmo!" in stereo, I reckon it's going swimmingly!
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Jean's husband says it'll be at least two weeks before he can fix it, so the Season 4 finale of The Purgatory Report will air on August 29 instead of August 22.
Use the extra week to let the latest episode marinade a bit, if you'd like!
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This episode has been labeled "Grandma Byrd's favorite one", so don't miss it!
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It was a lot, but it was fun! #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #RadioTheater #PurgatoryReport
Bonus: New party game!
Also, additional kudos to @jentidwell.com on the SFX on this one! It was a lot!
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I got to spend most of this season ranting about either Lovecraft or Method Acting.
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The Purgatory Report Writer's Room without context:
J3: I can't believe we're having this massive revelation about how to save the world, and we keep getting waylaid by stupid shit!
J1: EXACTLY! You just described our whole show!
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The Purgatory Report Writer's Room without context:
J1: Do we wanna do Segment 3 as a three-way?
J2 & J3: ................
J1: ...NO! WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! I MEANT ROLE-PLAY IT!
J2 & J3: ................
J1: SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!
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Someone get Elmo off the damn antenna again!
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Happy Birthday to #Earper @jentidwell.com! Host of @efapodcast.com and leading member behind the team at #PurgatoryReport, also the panel host that brought such gems as the Earp Newlywed game!
Wouldn't know where I'd be without ya, buddy!