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Death Takes a Lover Purple Prose on Purpose

Every full moon night, I gaze into the waterfall breaking through the mountain outside of my hidden cave and select one lost soul.

Tonight, the hands of destiny choose to fall on you.

bronterowan.substack.com/p/death-take...

#UKHorror #PurpleProse #Othering #Grotesque #ShortStory #SecondPerson

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Songwriting isn't just about rhyming.
Tell your story.
Speak your truth.
Fearlessly bleed on the page.
And within those real moments, you'll craft the melody and words that beautifully connect.

#SongWriting #PurpleProse #MusicLOVER

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Visuals: purple lips on black background.
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In honor of some of the awful purple prose posted lately, here’s a few (written badly on purpose) gems of my own to add gasoline to the toxic tire fire.

His long fingers, strong and nimble, grabbed her arms, but not before his thumb deftly stroked the sides of one of her br**sts that quivered like a blancmange.

He shook her once more, watching as one milky globe popped free of its confines like a volleyball at a beach tournament.

“...now that I am thusly soiled...”

...exciting him to the point that he no longer cared that his man juice would co-mingle with that of his greatest enemy.

...his lean form silhouetted in his tight leather trousers. He tried walking over to her, but found it difficult, as the trousers had cut off the blood flow to his lower extremities, and his foot had fallen asleep

Visuals: purple lips on black background. Text: In honor of some of the awful purple prose posted lately, here’s a few (written badly on purpose) gems of my own to add gasoline to the toxic tire fire. His long fingers, strong and nimble, grabbed her arms, but not before his thumb deftly stroked the sides of one of her br**sts that quivered like a blancmange. He shook her once more, watching as one milky globe popped free of its confines like a volleyball at a beach tournament. “...now that I am thusly soiled...” ...exciting him to the point that he no longer cared that his man juice would co-mingle with that of his greatest enemy. ...his lean form silhouetted in his tight leather trousers. He tried walking over to her, but found it difficult, as the trousers had cut off the blood flow to his lower extremities, and his foot had fallen asleep

Actually, the posts pointing out badly written s3x scene by men is on Instagram, but hey, it's a cross post.

I was inspired to write this years ago based on a challenge prompt to write bad purple prose on purpose, for humor sake.

#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #snippets #parody #humor #purpleprose

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We are all like poor Captain Ahab, looking for our white whale.

We are all like poor Captain Ahab, looking for our white whale.

The captain stood against the rail, eyes fixed on the horizon. His whale was out there. Somewhere. His leg ached, and so did his pride. He didn’t sleep. Couldn’t. The ocean mocked him with its vast silence. He whispered to it, begging it to answer.

#Microfiction #aiart #vss #purpleprose

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the sky so blue - Chapter 1 - GloomyWrites - ATEEZ (Band) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

the sky so blue

#Seonghwa is a gardener. #Hongjoong is a fairy. #MATZ fairytale with poetic style.

Status: In progress

Rating: M (subject to change)

Fandom: #ATEEZ

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/679441...

#fanfiction #kpopfanfic #fairies #fae #purpleprose #jealousy #angst #fluff #kpop

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🌙✨When the Moon Was Heavy✨🌙
A dreamy, diary-style short story about relationships, capstones, and the messy magic of motherhood. Free for Mother’s Day 5/11–5/17! 💕👩‍🍼

🪐 Grab it here: bit.ly/MoonSmash

#MothersDayReads #FreeEbook #IndieRomance #JoseiVibes #PurpleProse #ReadersOfBlueSky #Smashwords

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I’ve made it through one chapter #purpleprose

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#PurpleProse

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#TeachingByExample
#PurpleProse
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Interesting found #CreativeHumour 🤔😂 The normal recommendation is for #CreativeWriters to steer away from such #PurpleProse 😱😂 If you think you're falling into this trap, perhaps consider using a #CopyEditor 🤔💜❤️😎
#WritersNeedEditors #WritingCommunity #WritersThreads #WriterSky

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guitar player singing in the woods

guitar player singing in the woods

You're unbelievable #purpleprose #emf

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... #ApparentlyImDeepInThe #PurpleProse #Today #Shrug

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An einem stürmischen Tag kommt mir dieser Anfangssatz der #purpleprose in den Sinn. Wusstet ihr, dass der Ausdruck von #Horaz stammt?
inceptis gravibus plerumque et magna professis / purpureus, late qui splendeat, unus et alter / adsuitur pannus (1/x)
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Sitting at home during a stormy day, I come to think of this opening phrase of #purpleprose. Did you know that the term traces back to #Horace?
inceptis gravibus plerumque et magna professis / purpureus, late qui splendeat, unus et alter / adsuitur pannus (1/x)
#AcademicTwitter

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