Daily Simpsons quote.
Moe: I've been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Moe: Homer, did you hear that? She called me handsome! Me! It's like I've gone to heaven. Wait a minute… I died on the operating table, didn't I?
Homer: Heh heh, yeah. But just for a minute. It's a funny story, I'll tell you some time.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Good work, everyone. We're sure to be first in line for "Duff Days."
Marge: You set off the smoke alarm to rush us to a beer festival?
Homer: (chuckles) I know. I'm a character. Now a little beer music to get in the mood.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Nurse: Oh boy, what a mug!
Surgeon: Yea, you should see his genitals, would you like to see his genitals?
Moe: I'm awake here!
Surgeon: Hey this isn't anesthetic. It's new car smell.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Duffman: And the winner… Moe Szyslak!
Moe: Aw, that's great, thank you, thanks a lot. Uh, I just want to say that it was an honor for me to compete against the Mick and the, uh, the chick with the rack there.
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