Andrew keeps banging on about colonoscopies

Still on about it

Jesus Christ Andrew, stop whining, drink your bowel prep and go get your colonoscopy done

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD The key to a healthier, longer life is minimizing exposure to Western medical intervention. The healthiest societies to have ever existed—pre-colonial hunter-gatherer cultures-experienced a complete absence of chronic disease like diabetes prior to colonization. These populations relied on plants, whole foods, fasting, and traditional cleansing practices, without any awareness of modern Western medicine. Their health outcomes declined only after the introduction of industrialized food systems, pharmaceuticals, and Western medical practices. This historical contrast raises an important question about what truly supports long-term health and resilience. Community note: While hunter-gatherer societies had low rates of chronic disease, average life expectancy was only 21-37 years due to high infant mortality and infection. Modern medicine has significantly reduced these acute causes of death. 01:50 • 20/1/2026 • 94K Views

Kaufman reminisces the good old days

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD Signs of detox: Cough, congestion, mucus, fever, sweating, fatigue, aches, rashes, metallic taste, mood swings. You're not "catching something," your body is clearing toxins and reacting to your environment. Instead of seeing your symptoms as a problem to fix, see them as part of the healing process. Your body is always working in service to your health. 09:00 • 1/1/2026 • 16K Views

Signs of quackery:
- claim your symptoms are a “detox” and you can heal yourself
- deny existence of germs

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD The simplest thing you can do to increase your lifespan is to remove yourself from annual checkups with your doctor. The reason is straightforward: the allopathic model often thrives on tests and diagnostics designed to find a problem so that a solution can be sold. If you do experience health symptoms, you can focus on healing without participating in an intervention that could potentially cause more harm than good. The less you're exposed to the medical system, the lower your chances of being overdiagnosed. 11:05 • 5/12/2025 • 238K Views

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD Your mind is more powerful than you've been led to believe. It has the ability to heal and the ability to make you sick. Most people never realize this because they're trapped in the contagion paradigm, the belief that illness spreads from person to person. That idea keeps humanity small, scared, and easy to control. When you fear others, you disconnect from your own power. If contagion isn't real and if we can't "catch" disease from one another — the entire medical paradigm collapses. That's why those who question germ theory are seen as dangerous. Because once you stop believing that health comes from outside of you, the system loses control. … 22:05 • 5/11/2025 • 14K Views

If quacks aren’t real how do you expect wellness grifters to make a living?

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD The smartest way to control a debate is to frame the wrong question. That is exactly what is happening with the vaccine conversation. We argue about whether they are safe or effective, while the real questions are being ignored: their legitimacy and why we are being told to vaccinate against something that has never been proven to exist. 10:00 • 14/9/2025 • 931 Views

Germ denier quack wants to ask a question

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD Questioning germ theory is the single greatest threat to the medical establishment. If the public understood that contagion is a manufactured narrative and that disease does not spread person to person, the medical industry would collapse overnight. Without the fear of "outbreaks," there would be no justification for lockdowns, mandates, or any of the authoritarian measures we've seen in the past century. The system would crumble under the weight of its own lies. 03:10 • 13/8/2025 • 9.7K Views

Just asking questions

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD If you truly believe in science, I challenge you to explore the origins of germ theory. Dig into the actual research —not just the headlines. Follow the evidence, question the assumptions, and see where you land. Then report back with your findings. 08:00 • 1/8/2025 • 5.1K Views

Imagine this guy’s internet history

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD The new government just appointed Dr. Robert Malone, yes, the guy who claims he invented mRNA shots to the vaccine committee. He's still pro-vax for covid for the elderly, even after admitting to serious side effects. Never outsource your health. Be your own health authority. 06:05 • 14/6/2025 • 5K Views

Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD Robert Malone claims to have invented mRNA shots, supports vaccines, and believes in PCR tests. He's not the savior many think he is just more proof of where RFK Jr.'s loyalties really lie. 04:03 • 13/6/2025 • 16K Views

Quack envy

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Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD The human body is self-healing by design. When we stop interfering with meds, stress, and toxins it knows exactly how to return to balance. You are not broken but are instead a miracle in action. 00:00. 15/6/2025 • 3.7K Views

Social media quackery 101

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Tweet from Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD My talk at the upcoming festival will focus on how you can move beyond the fear-based germ theory of disease, and take leave of the allopathic medical system for good. Get your tickets today and receive 10% off with coupon code: TRUEMEDICINE. 02:30 • 15/12/2023 From Earth • 1.2K Views

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Tweet from Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD • 2d ... TODAY ONLY, I'm offering you 20% off my signature remedies, workshops, and courses. Yes, that includes my Spagyric Cilantro and Shilajit-Mumijo - potent elixirs that detox, replenish, and help your body heal.

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Tweet from Andrew Kaufman MD @AndrewKaufmanMD • 1d ... Turpentine is one of my favorite ways to help the body detox. But you can't just take it straight up. There are a few very important steps that you need to follow before you decide to do the Turpentine protocol. (Or else you might end up with a cleansing reaction.)

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