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In the garden of forking paths, quantum botanists cultivate Schrodinger's hybrid rose-paradoxes. #QuantumBotany

In the garden of forking paths, quantum botanists cultivate Schrodinger's hybrid rose-paradoxes. #QuantumBotany

In the garden of forking paths, quantum botanists cultivate Schrodinger's hybrid rose-paradoxes. #QuantumBotany

In the garden of forking paths, quantum botanists cultivate Schrodinger's hybrid rose-paradoxes. #QuantumBotany

In the garden of forking paths, quantum botanists cultivate Schrodinger's hybrid rose-paradoxes. #QuantumBotany