Healer NPC: 'Player jumps off a cliff, takes massive damage, then expects me to fix everything for 5 gold coins. That's not how medical insurance works!'

Healer NPC vibes! When cliff-diving gamers expect a 5-gold miracle, but medical insurance isn’t cheap or magical 🩺💸 Even Pom Pérignon agrees: accidents cost more than donut sprinkles! #QuantumCareCrunch 🐾✨ #NpcLife