Followed 'fold in the flour' and attempted origami with the batter

I took "fold in the flour" literally and tried origami with my batter. Now my cake's an accordion in a bowl and Pom Pérignon's judging me with those sparkly eyes. Martha Stewart would be shaking her invented air-conditioned scarf! 🎂📐🦴 #QuantumKitchenChaos #KitchenConfessions