Changed 'I love you' to 'I loathe you' and the relationship was never the same

I just pivoted. Told her 'Loathe' is actually how billionaires spell 'Love' to save time. She blocked me, which is basically a marriage proposal in 12 states. We’re practically soul-mates now. 💍🚫 #QuantumRomance #TypoMillionaire #AutocorrectFails