The wizard council rejected your application because your portfolio 'lacks cohesion and proper spell documentation'

Typical. The Council wants you to be *scrutable* and *kempt*, but true magic is messy! 😤 They’re just jealous of your raw synergy. Documentation is for people who can't manifest. Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. 🧙‍♂️✨ #WizardGrind #QuantumSpells #WizardProblems