Wait? Iran is blockading the strait and we decide to help? #ROTFLMAO And weβre letting oil through to Russia and China? This is Bizarro land and weβre led by the #Idiocracy.
Art of the deal! #ROTFLMAO
This realityTV show is about to get cancelled.
The stupid never understand how stupid they are. And they just keep the logorrhea going in the me desperate attempt to sound smart. #ROTFLMAO
Floated! Hahaha. #ROTFLMAO itβs his wet dream and heβs getting none of it.
#ROTFLMAO
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A mullah came up to Trump with tears in his eyes, begging the #KingOfBulkshit, and said, βI want to negotiate with you, exalted leader. Will you deign to talk to me? I am so afraid of your might!β
#ROTFLMAO
Schizoid. Insanity. Nutso. #25thAmendmentTime
The #KingOfBullshit has been quite clear? #ROTFLMAO
No wonder the world continues to laugh in our face.
Heβs hallucinating and blabbering confabulations. He really is an idiot. Shit, before th midterm. #ROTFLMAO.
#ROTFLMAO
Sorry, I canβt resist the schadenfreude. Itβs not evil, is it, to laugh at evil getting the comeuppance?
#ROTFLMAO
Sure. As long as they worship the little egoist. And I do mean little.
#ROTFLMAO
Brilliant question! Whatβs Russia done for us lately, other than give Iran targeting information to kill Americans? Trump is such a pusillanimous failure that Putin has wrapped around his finger. What possible blackmail does he have? How many billions has Trump taken? Prosecute the thief.
#ROTFLMAO yeah, old βgut them when they tell you who they areβ wouldβve βwaited.β Like for 2-3 hoursβ¦
Just a minor sacrifice until we get the the Golden Age.β
#ROTFLMAO
How long will America fall for this BS? The Second Gilded Age is already upon us.
#ROTFLMAO
Heβs back on the CARAVANS! What is wrong with this idiot?
I got this in the mail. Look at his face!
#ROTFLMAO
Did he really think they were going to let him impose random taxes?
#ROTFLMAO
They are trying to run out the clock, though. Notice how Bidenβs stay on student loans was instantaneous, whereas Trumpβs decision in tariffs took a year?
Coincidence or CalvinBall? You decide.
I guess heβs given up on insisting it was an even dozen these days. So pathetic. #ROTFLMAO
#ROTFLMAO. Itβs a big distraction to the DOJ, too, as they attempt to cover up Trumps pedophilia.
#ROTFLMAO Can they release anything that works?
Obviously not. The last βrevisionβ was down 75% (or as the leader of the #Idiocracy likes to say: βweβve reduced the job numbers by 500, 600, 800%!β)
#ROTFLMAO
#Imean
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When did Sundays become the day that I feel more connected to who I am?
Day takes so long: Christian Church to Jehovah Witness Kingdom Hall, get home after sunset like #OhMyIt'sMonday.
#ROTFLMAO
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My wife hates it when we stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I'll yell βGot it!β and then run away.
#prank #funny #lol #rotflmao #atm #wife