#RareKinkBuffet2026

title: raw (so slick you could lick it from my wrists) rating: E no archive warnings apply ship: Baxter/Pentious word count: 8.5k category: M/M tags: Pre-Canon, Trans Baxter (Hazbin Hotel), Oviposition, Egg Laying, Egg Stripping, Laboratories, Wet & Messy, Sexual Tension, Restraints, Rare Kink Buffet: A Prompt Fest 2026 summary: Baxter needs Pentious' help to strip his eggs, a procedure which he swears is not as painful as it looks despite the fact it apparently requires four-point restraints and medical probes stuck in...delicate places. Pentious is, of course, totally normal about this. (AKA: Baxter/Pentious egg stripping, otherwise known as the process of removing a fish's eggs — in this case via holding him open with tweezers and massaging his stomach.)

finally, the last of the #HazbinHotel fics I wrote for #RareKinkBuffet2026! another #SeaSerpent / #baxtious fic with...well. a rare kink :D #PoeFic

🐟 egg/caviar stripping (removing a fish's eggs)
🐟 trans!Baxter
🐟 sexual tension

archiveofourown.org/works/82693901

title: new discoveries rating: E no archive warnings apply ship: Baxter/Pentious word count: 2.9k category: M/M tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Victorian, Established Relationship, Trans Male Character, Trans Baxter (Hazbin Hotel), Strap-Ons, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Bottom Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel), Rare Kink Buffet: A Prompt Fest 2026 summary: Baxter and Pendleton make a strap-on harness for Baxter, and Pendleton realizes that he would really like to do nothing more than get on his knees and suck his partner's cock.

another #SeaSerpent / #baxtious work for #RareKinkBuffet2026! 4/5 of the #HazbinHotel works I posted for this event. (we're almost done with the promo posts!) #PoeFic

⚙️ human victorian setting
⚙️ strap-on blowjobs
⚙️ top trans!Baxter

archiveofourown.org/works/82612511

title: everything i know brings me back to us rating: T no archive warnings apply ship: Baxter/Pentious word count: 13.1k category: M/M tags: Post-Season/Series 02, Canon Compliant, Flower Symbolism, Complicated Relationships, Love Confessions, Feelings Realization, Rare Kink Buffet: A Prompt Fest 2026 summary: Now that residents of Heaven and Hell can send things to each other, Pentious seems to enjoy sending his friends flowers. Baxter is the only one that recognizes what those flowers actually mean. (AKA: Pentious tells Baxter how much he loves him using Victorian-era flower symbolism.)

now for the dark horse ship that came out of nowhere and got my ass 🤣 some #SeaSerpent / #baxtious! 3/5 of the #HazbinHotel works for #RareKinkBuffet2026 (+ the only one not rated E)

💐 Victorian flower language
💐 feelings realization
💐 complicated relationships

archiveofourown.org/works/83135576

title: kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor rating: E no archive warnings apply ship: Charlie/Lucifer word count: 2.4k category: F/M tags: Post-Season/Series 02, Established Relationship, Father/Daughter Incest, Lucifer Morningstar Has a Vagina, Spitting in Mouth, Pegging, Vaginal Sex, Blood, Bottom Lucifer Morningstar, Rare Kink Buffet: A Prompt Fest 2026 summary: Charlie spits her blood into Lucifer's mouth while she's fucking him.

and of course I could not let any event pass me by without some #charcifer / #morningcest 💖💖 2/5 of the #HazbinHotel works that I posted for #RareKinkBuffet2026! #PoeFic

🍎 spitting in mouth
🍎 possessiveness
🍎 Charlie giving Lucifer the strap

archiveofourown.org/works/83495211

title: admonish rating: E no archive warnings apply ship: Vaggi/Carmilla word count: 4.2k category: F/F tags: Post-Season/Series 02, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Older Woman/Younger Woman, Pussy Spanking, Consensual Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Bottom Vaggi (Hazbin Hotel), Rare Kink Buffet: A Prompt Fest 2026 summary: Vaggi has been falling behind in her training and asks Carmilla to punish her. Carmilla obliges by spanking Vaggi's pussy.

trying out a new format for fic promos! ✨ let's kick it off with 1 of 5 #HazbinHotel works I posted for the #RareKinkBuffet2026 — three cheers for #vagmilla which I've shipped since S1 but have not yet written!

🗡️ pussy spanking
🗡️ consensual kink
🗡️ D/s undertones

archiveofourown.org/works/83312346