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I choose a darker path

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Couldn't find the ladder.

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When they passed the plate at the give-it-all, I didn't make a charitable donation.

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I didn't make it to the car fast enough

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He fell asleep and never woke up!

#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind For laughing at the reverend.

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contrary to my popular song,
I'm NOT a believer

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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind because I was being realistic and had other things to do.

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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind overbooked and switched to the next one

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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind duty free had a sale on

I took off my panties to give myself a better grip on my broomstick.

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I was in The Whicker Man with Edwooooooaaaaaard Wooooooodwaaaard.

#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind I altered the Aircon

Impure thoughts...
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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind the dumpster.... It's from Temu

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I was at the pagan festival.

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I didn't want to go 🤷🏽‍♀️

Someone needed to organize the sock drawer.
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I'm not leaving until they release the Epstein Files

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I know Heaven isn't too far away, but it's just a place on Earth.

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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind Because I lost faith after the tooth fairy tried taking my remaining teeth. What a punch up.

I told them their "Rapture" was just a bunch of Crapture.

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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind There was an issue with my choice of headwear. 😏🥴

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#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind To clean up the mess.

#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind Not fast enough! 😲

#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind Good question. 🥺

#ReasonsIWasLeftBehind My sunny disposition.

I told my buddy I'd feel bad about leaving his wife's behind

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Printed here in this handy volume
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