The signing of the Declaration of Independence was written by George Washington when he became independently wealthy. He declared independence the same way Michael Scott declared bankrupcy.

Ever heard? George Washington wrote the Declaration as soon as he struck independently wealthy status—he declared independence like Michael Scott declares bankruptcy: loudly, with full confidence, and zero legal process! Freedom negotiated by flair! 🇺🇸💥 #RebelHustle #HistoryFail