Jesus on Nigel Farage:

"Even I can't save him!"

Happy easter 🐰

#NigelFarage 🤡
#ReformUKLtd 💰🔥🇬🇧
#NotOnOurSide ⬅️
#localelections2026 🗳
#StopReform ⛔️

Funny how he never knows key figures in his own company. #ReformUKLtd

Jaikey Jenrick on Sky News. A wee fucking bam. But dangerous.

#ReformUKLtd

Reform's Holyrood campaign in 'meltdown' after three more candidates drop out A party insider said Reform figures are angry over the low List rankings given to them by Scottish leader Malcolm Offord and his allies.

My, my. What a pity. How sad.

#ReformUKLtd

#Farage and his 'Great Reform Bill'?

The utter knobhead is so devoid of original thought, stuck on the same track since the 70's and drooling over his demented master, can only muster a knock-off version of #Trump and his 'Big Beautiful Bill'.

#ReformUKLtd belong in a museum of sycophants.

"The people of Scotland should know that Reform will do everything in its power to make sure Westminster will still govern you. Plus we'll probably make some money out of it too."

#ReformUKLtd
#Holyrood2026
#ReformGrifters

Original post on mastodon.scot

"potentially allowing #UKLabour to form a minority government and install Sarwar in Bute House with the support of the likes of #ReformUKLtd and the other Unionist parties"

Well, that says it all. Labour would prefer a coalition with the hard right to one with the soft left.

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@Nigel_Farage #owns #ReformUKLtd and #uses @GBNEWS to #propagandise his #extreme views while lining his pockets still further.

A man more #unfit to be #PrimeMinister is hard to #imagine

#REFORM follow the #policies of #TRUMP including setting up #ICE in the UK

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@Nigel_Farage #owns #ReformUKLtd and #uses @GBNEWS to #propagandise his #extreme views while lining his pockets still further.

A man more #unfit to be #PrimeMinister is hard to #imagine

#REFORM follow the #policies of #TRUMP including setting up #ICE in the UK

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@Nigel_Farage #owns #ReformUKLtd and #uses @GBNEWS to #propagandise his #extreme views while lining his pockets still further.

A man more #unfit to be #PrimeMinister is hard to #imagine

#REFORM follow the #policies of #TRUMP including setting up #ICE in the UK

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Reform insiders fear links to extreme figures such as Andrew Tate will scare off voters Nigel Farage has called Tate an ‘important voice’ for young men and held back from criticising his misogynistic views

Hello #fascism, meet misogyny.
#UK_politics #UKPolitics 🐸 #ReformUKLtd #ReformUK

#democracy #usa #gop #fascists

👉 Vote 'em Out!

#FatuousFarage simply says what he thinks people want to hear so that he can... just try to gain power. That much, at least, is transparent to most of us. Unless you're his target market for #ReformUKLtd, I guess.

"Scotland you must vote for Reform! If you don't believe me, look at what I've done for Clacton!"

#ReformUKLtd

Farage: Right men and Braverman it is time to get out there onto the doorsteps and tell the people of Scotland to vote for Reform!

Offord: Will you come with us Captain Farage?

Farage: Don't be stupid! Onwards!

#Holyrood2026
#ReformUKLtd

Beautiful!

#ReformUKLtd

Brilliant!

#ReformUKLtd

Senior Reform figure apologises after vile homophobic George Michael joke Lord Malcolm Offord, Reform UK's leader in Scotland, has apologised after it emerged he made a cruel sexual joke about George Michael's grieving partner at a rugby club dinner

Show these bams the door Scotland.

#ReformUKLtd

To be fair Reform are good at this stuff…

#ReformUKLtd

Meanwhile, in Reform UK Ltd's HQ well outside the range of an Iranian missile. General Farage inspects his troops for the Scottish elections.

"Who are all these people?

"The candidates for Holyrood."

"Have they all paid?'

"Yes."

"Excellent. I love democracy."

#ReformUKLtd
#Holyrood2026

To be fair James... Ferrari isn't much better at factchecking Farage.

#ReformUKLtd

Hey Scotland...this bam wants your vote!

#ReformUKLtd

"And I want to tell the people of Scotland that a vote for Reform will be a vote for change... A change of people who rule you from Westminster."

#ReformUKLtd

@barfilfarm have you seen the things our #ReformUKLtd candidate here in Galloway is reported to have posted on social media? If not, I'll dig you out the link.

These numbers don't play to the far-right or Labour Party narratives, so they'll be downplayed or ignored. I wish the electorate would pay attention & open their eyes to what's going on with the spiteful, racist #ReformUKLtd rhetoric. Farage has caused, & continues to cause, awful damage to the UK.

Reform UK suspends Scottish candidate less than a day after announcing him Stuart Niven found to have diverted Covid grants to personal account as party faces criticism for candidates’ Islamophobic remarks

“We have a very thorough vetting process.”

#ReformUKLtd

Nigel Farage stops accepting Cameo requests after revelations about his use of platform Reform leader ‘unavailable’ on service after Guardian investigation unearths clips of him repeating extremist slogans

#ReformUKLtd

#ReformUKLtd

Original post on mas.to

But it would be interesting to learn whether these Brits, many of whom were political podcasters and influencers attracted to the region more by the ability to evade paying tax than by the sun, sea and sand, are recompensing British taxpayers (who they presumably see as stupid losers) for their […]

Lee Anderson filmed paid-for Cameo videos at parliament in possible rules breach Reform MP made Valentine’s Day clips for platform despite previous warning about commercial filming

“Me? Breaking the rules? No bloody way!”

#ReformUKLtd

The worst thing about this poll?

49% - yes, 49%! - of #UK votors think #Tories or #ReformUKLtd, two of the most incompetent, fascist, grifting, and corrupt political organisations this country has ever seen, are the way to go for the future of #Britain.

This is a desperate state of affairs.