My wife sent a selfie in a new dress asking if she looked fat. I replied “Noo!” but autocorrect changed it to “Moo!”. Help.

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Zath-ras not Za-thras

Just attempted some sexy role-play in the bedroom with my wife. It didn't go as well as I'd have liked.
Maybe next time I'll base the character on one from a slightly more down to earth show.

"Zathras not good at understandings... zathras good at doings!"

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