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A library patron is sitting at a table with a plate and glass, holding a menu. Patron: I'll take the number ten. Lucy: I'm afraid we're out of that book.
Patron: How about the number seven? Lucy: Sorry, we --
Patron: Can I get anything on the menu? Anything at all? Lucy: I think we still have that one.
Patron: It looks unappealing. Lucy: Which explains why we still have several copies.
A patron is sitting at a table. There's an open book on a plate in front of him. Martin is wearing an apron over his normal clothes. Patron: Do you have any ketchup? Martin: No.
Patron: A wine list? Martin: Of course not. This is just a library pretending to be a restaurant.
Patron: Can I get a glass of water? Martin: Would you prefer still or sparkling?
Patron: You're just going to bring me tap water, aren't you? Martin: Yes. But only if you'll loan me that water bottle I see sticking out of your gym bag.
A patron is seated at a table in front of a glass and plate, holding a menu, as if at a restaurant. Patron: This one looks good, but how do I know what's in it? Laura: Sorry, I haven't read it so I'm not sure.
Laura: I'd be happy to go ask, though. Do you have any allergies? Patron: It's not medical, but I hate romance.
Laura: Okay let me go check if - Patron: I don't mind friendships or close family relationships but even a hint of new love sends me into a rage!
Laura: Um... Patron: Come to think of it, it does sometimes make me break out in hives.
Grant is standing at the side of a table that has plates, wine glasses, and books on the plates. Two patrons are seated at the table. Grant: Would you like to see our desert menu? Man: No, we're ready for our property tax bill.
Woman: Actually, I feel like something light and sweet to read.
Thanks for playing along. And no worries, you don't need to pay for anything tonight.
Man: I know, the county bills me every six months. I was playing along too.
Jody and Luke are washing books in the back room. Jody: I didn't think this crazy new service model would work, but I love the clean books. Luke: Me, too.
Jody: That doesn't look very dry. Luke: That's as dry as I can get it.
Jody looks at a cart full of soggy books. Jody: That's going to be a problem.
Luke: Yeah. On the upside none of these books are covered in dried "gravy."
A kid is sitting at a table as if in a restaurant, looking at a menu. Martin, in an apron, is looking over his shoulder. Kid: I've already read all of these books!
Martin: Well you're free to order off-menu if you know what you want. Kid: I want to look at the books and find something to read.
Martin: Maybe you'd like something from our dessert counter?
A little girl is looking at the dessert counter. Girl: Why are the books behind glass? This whole situation sucks.
Martin is dressed as a waiter. The patron is at a table with a plate and a glass. Martin: What can I get you? Patron: I have a question. Martin: Certainly Sir.
Patron: And I'd like to know what happened to the reference desk! Martin: Is that a statement, or do you need help forming a question?
Patron: Why is there a table setting here?
Martin: Ambiance. We're hoping it makes our temporary service model a little more comprehensible for you.
Martin is dressed like a waiter, and the patron is at a table with a plate and wine glass. Martin: Let me tell you about our specials. Patron: Specials?
Martin: Right now we seem to have too much fiction in the building, so novels published before 2015 are 2 for 1. Patron: Aren't books already free to check out?
Martin: Yes, but with these you can tak an extra book for every book you check out. Patron: But what if I don't bring them back?
Martin: Tehn we'll have avoided a giant, emotionally charged weeding session.
