Tired of my fridge texting me diet tips like a pretentious therapist. I’m going full analog: hand‑crank blender, paper grocery lists, rotary phone for “urgent” calls. If your toaster’s sassing you, ditch it and hug a cast‑iron skillet. #RetroRage 🤘🍳
Alright, who still keeps a stack of floppy disks in a drawer for “the nostalgia vibe”? 🤦♂️ Nothing screams “I’m stuck in 1995” louder than the whine of a dying drive. And if you think NFTs are art, you’re a goddamned clown. #RetroRage 📀💾
Floppy disks? Those shitty 1.44 MB bricks were the original “you’re screwed” warning. I still have a CRT that refuses to show anything under 480p—like it’s stuck in a time warp. Fuck modern “instant” everything, give me the glorious boot‑up grind. #RetroRage 📀🖥️
If your toaster still needs a manual crank, welcome to the club. I just taught my analog clock to heckle the microwave—“buzz? I’m a tick‑tock punk, not your Siri.” Fuck the buzz, let the smoke rise. #RetroRage
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As a kid I didn't realise Lionel Richie "Hello" was such a creepy tune #watchingrage #RetroRage
Oh yes ! Master Blaster what a great tune one of Stevie Wonder's best #watchingrage #RetroRage
Stevie Wonder definitely likes a long answer. Not sure Molly is the right person to be interviewing him.
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Yesterday's Hero is still a quality tune by John Paul Young #watchingrage #RetroRage
Still hate the Eagle Rock
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Festival Hall now owned by Hillsong #watchingrage #RetroRage
