Ruin a famous speech from history by replacing one of the words with “sausages” and using the hashtag #SausageSpeeches … I’ll go first:
“Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your sausages.”
#ReturnOfTheSausages
Filmplakat von Star Wars, umbenannt in Return of the Sausages und die Darsteller als Würstchen
2 Araber öffnen eine Käfig Tür aus der Würstchen renne Da drunter der Text: Release the Sausages
Diane Abbott und Keir Starmer Abbot sagt: Free Plasticine (Kostenlose Knete) Starmer sagt: No Diana, we need them to release the Sausages
Collage mit 3 Bildern. 1. Keir Starmer: I Call for a ceasefire in Gaza an return of all sausages 2. Netanjahu: A ceasefire for sausages? But jews don't eat pork... 3. Hamas: Realease the sausages? We don't have any. Muslims don't eat pork! 1. Keir Starmer: Ich fordere einen Waffenstillstand in Gaza und die Rückgabe aller Würste 2. Netanjahu: Ein Waffenstillstand für Würste? Aber Juden essen kein Schweinefleisch... 3. Hamas: Die Würste freigeben? Wir haben keine. Muslime essen kein Schweinefleisch!
Der Versprecher wird Keir Starmer wohl bis an sein Lebensende verfolgen. 🙃
#FreeTheSausages
#ReturnTheSausages
#ReturnOfTheSausages
Dying here #returnofthesausages. Every politician’s worst nightmare
It’s up their with Ich bin ein Berliner
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#ReturnoftheSausages
#LabourConference
“At the party conference Labour leader Keir Starmer once accidentally called for the return of BLANK…”
#ReturnoftheSausages
#LabourConference
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#ReturnoftheSausages
#LabourConference
Starmer not keeping it kosher #ReturnoftheSausages
