📣 Rick-ism #209
It’s not indecision. It’s flexible commitment to several possible catastrophes.
#RickSaysSo #StrategicUncertainty
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📣 Rick-ism #205
Confusion isn’t a flaw. It’s a feature. Keeps your enemies guessing—and your allies guessing harder.
#RickSaysSo #FlexibilityOrBust
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📣 Rick-ism #161
“Superficial charm is just deep evil in a rental tux.”
—Rick, Sociopath? Nah — Just Presentation-Optimized™
#RickSaysSo #VisibilityOverValue
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📣 Rick-ism #158
DEI isn’t a scapegoat. It’s a full-time alibi for people way out of their depth.
#RickSaysSo #ManagementByHashtag
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📣 Rick-ism #154
DEI: the perfect shield for folks who can’t deliver but can diversify the blame.
#RickSaysSo #OpticsOverOutcomes
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Next up: replacing the IRS with a GoFundMe link labeled
🎩 “The Freedom Collection Plate™”
Suggested donation: your dignity and one unreleased tax return.
#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak #DefundReality
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🎩 Rick-ism #103
“Tech-autocracy isn’t a bug—it’s a feature.
Why let voters pick leaders when you’ve got stockholders and server access?”
Part of my new consulting package: “Algorithmic Authority: Rule by Nerds, Powered by Ego™”
#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak #AutocratOS
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Rick-ism #063
“Except maybe an ignorant man with a microphone, a following, and a DistraXion 3000™.”
🎩 Genius is optional. Confidence is policy.
#RickSaysSo #WeaponizedIgnorance #DistraXionLeak
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📣 Rick-ism #019
💬 “You don’t need to silence critics—just make sure no one knows who to believe.”
Confusion is control.
#RickSaysSo #FloodTheTruth
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RickSaysSo:
Let’s be honest: The DistraXion 3000™ owes its birth to the Bowling Green Massacre.
Not the event—it never happened.
But the idea that it could’ve… and that’s enough.
Thanks, Kellyanne. You get a royalty check every time someone panics over fiction.
#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak
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📣 RickSaysSo
People ask who inspired the DistraXion 3000™.
Easy: Kellyanne Conway.
She turned “alternative facts” into a full-time lifestyle.
She didn’t just dodge questions—she obliterated them on entry.
👑 First of her name. Queen of the pivot.
#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak #GameRecognizesGame
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Bonus Rick-ism
Why silence the press when you can just flood the zone with bullsh*t? I don't block truth -- I bury it in noise.
#RickSaysSo #DisinformationIsFreedom
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🚨 BREAKING:
This account was HACKED.
The DistraXion 3000™ source code has been LEAKED.
If you see someone:
Dodging real issues
Yelling about irrelevant outrage
Quoting "just asking questions" rhetoric
Please REPORT any suspected operators by tagging me.
#DistraXionLeak #RickSaysSo
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