On "E"
E is for Einstein. Napoleon. Hitler.
Same Y haplogroup. Same biological contradiction.
Turns out genetics don’t care about ideology.
But the shirt still looks great.
#YNot #HaplogroupFlex #RickTheRod

On "U"
U is for Cheddar Man.
The Paleolithic Brit. Dark-skinned. Blue-eyed. MtDNA U.
You can’t get more Western than pre-farming.
If you ain’t U, what are you?
#MitoPower #YouWishYouWereU #RickTheRod

On "A"
A is for blood type.
When the triage tents go up, you’re gonna want that universal platelet flex.
Don’t ask why. Just get typed.
Or wear the shirt and bluff.
#BloodPrivilege #RickTheRod

⚡️New drop.
Black tee. Three letters. A. U. E.
Blood type. MtDNA. Y-DNA.
Gold-standard genetics in a world melting down.
Know yours before the fascists do.
#RickTheRod #AUE #GeneticReceipts