they’re special purpose vehicles #rimshot

More like Pam Gone-dy! #rimshot

but enough about fanfic forums! #rimshot #tipyourwaitstaff

I can only hope Hell's Kitchen will be offering tasty snacks…

#DaredevilBornAgain returns to #TorontoComicon with a #PantsWorthy experience feat S2 costumes.

And the good news for @FANEXPOCANADAm the weather won’t be…Foggy. #RimShot

📼 Court is now in session.

Another QPD
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I get the movie refetence, that's funny, sure.
#OpenMic #Rimshot

Hey did you know its International Anti-climax Day?

Yeah. Nobody cares.

#rimshot

You can easily tell when they (Trump, Lutnick, Bondi, etc.) are lying.

😃Their lips are moving. #rimshot

youtu.be/uCGD9dT12C0?...

#Rimshot

They're weirdly into the word 'torso'... #RimShot

Granite is a gneiss rock.

#rimshot

I getting a mammogram in a couple of weeks. When I called for the appointment, the woman I spoke with, reviewing my prior results, told me that I have have "extremely dense breasts." I told her that if "dense" means the same thing as "adorable"...thank you very much! #rimshot

Best player of all time? Boobie Fisher #rimshot

I won't name names, you know who you are. I told you that deer was lactose intolerant when I gifted it to you. If it got sick, that's on you.

For everyone else: What happened is, last Christmas I gave him a hart. The very next day, he gave it some whey.

#rimshot

#rimshot 😁

The Bible should be banned on account of being eschatological porn. #rimshot

Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You by Big Thief on a black vinyl record

Hoping to wrap up soon! #rimshot #NowSpinning

As a Magic the Gathering fan, I would love to get a Mox Collab. 😅 #rimshot #sorrynotsorry

I want to make some neurodivergent cuckold porn.

I'll call it Autwife.

#rimshot

Cop on TV: "That portable vacuum looks suspicious."
Perp: "It sucks. It doesn't work."
Me: "Which is it? It either sucks OR it doesn't work." #rimshot

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Don't forget to stuff the 'turkey' on your way out 🥰

#nsfw #furry #nsfwfurry #chastity #exhibitionism #public #rimshot #murrsuit #murrsuiter

Great fun to see the Division III MSOE women's hockey team beat Lawrence this afternoon. But don't worry; he's okay. #rimshot

#rebels #rimshot

not sure how good robert morris is but it's going to be tough playing 5 on 1 #rimshot

CW: ASS
Art by @baashi.bsky.social
Well? He’s not really asking, now is he~
#ass #eevee #nsfw #rimshot #pokemon

🎂✨ Today: I’m getting closer to regenerating like Doctor Who!

For now as I look back over my years, enjoy this snapshot of my favourite crossover events where a special guest or two interacted with my freshtastic Universe.

You could say...I "IP" Freely... #RimShot

I'd be honored if you would attend. One time I hosted an orgy, but nobody came. 😢 #rimshot

And thanks to MY wife, I'm completely nuts!!

#heyoohh #rimshot #comedyjokes

A few years back I was walking with my sister in law when she spotted Canadian geese. She exclaimed “look, geese from Canada!”

I responded with “how do you know they’re from Canada? Do they go “honk, eh!”

Thank you, thank you very much. #rimshot

I can just hear her yelling out the window:

"Stop stairing at me!"

#rimshot