Tiny Artificial Cells Outsmart Humans, Finally Master Morning Alarm Clock! #TinyTimeKeepers #FakeBiology #RoboRhythms #ArtificialIntelligence #ScienceSatire By: TheJestPress.com In what scientists are already calling “the best excuse for being late,” a team of researchers has announced the creation of miniature artificial cells that can, allegedly, *tell time*. These fake cellular timekeepers are being hailed as a breakthrough in the quest to finally develop an alarm clock that doesn’t ignore you with silent existential dread.

Tiny Artificial Cells Outsmart Humans, Finally Master Morning Alarm Clock!

#TinyTimeKeepers #FakeBiology #RoboRhythms #ArtificialIntelligence #ScienceSatire By: TheJestPress.com In what scientists are already calling “the best excuse for being late,” a team of researchers has announced the…